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Interesting? Which bible and stories?

I bet that one fable that #Texas will tell their #children is how this event came about.

Evangelicals are stage 4 cultural cancer

“Noah was 400 years old when he bully the ark.” Whole class: “Yeah that’s bullshit”

Suddenly the Texas State Board of Education thinks indoctrinating children is ok.

I went to high school in Texas. God damn am I glad to be well out of that place.

As a fundamentalist, I have a simple question: which bible? Many of the newer versions are copyright.

Sounds like grooming at its finest. NOW, RELEASE the FULL UNREDACTED CHUMP/EPSTEIN FILES!!!

I dug deep and read the list: Ayn Rand's definition of capitalism? No thanks. Also fascinating: Lots of attention to Washington, Jefferson and Lincoln in early grades. Later grades get to read MacArthur's Farewell Address and Thatcher's eulogy of Reagan. But nada about Texas' own LBJ.

Here comes all the lawsuits. I guess Texas does not understand what our Constitution says.

The ppl who make these laws have a Vacation Bible School understanding of the Bible.

Yeah teach the bible while banning lessons on slavery. Sure everything is fine, just fine. White supremacist, Christian Nationalists. Enemies of democracy. I say give Texas to Mexico and let them make short work of them. Win, win

Fuck off. My kids are not going to be doing that shit.

Hahaha good luck with that

Sue. Sue. Then sue them again!

It's important to study religious stories, but doing that for just one tradition seems very, I dunno, "respecting an establishment of religion." Read it all, or do it at home, it's not complicated.

The citizens, teachers and informed parents of Texas fought against this unconstitutional assault. We have to unseat every Republican in office in Texas. Tall task, but necessary.

Gonna gloss over the ten commandments reeeeeally quickly, so that the children don't get any bright ideas about the people in charge.

How are those cheap taxes looking now? You all still ready to pack up and move there from CA so you can save a few bucks?

This is so unconstitutional. If I had a child in school and this happened I’d be in their face so quickly…I wouldn’t put up with it.

See you in court!

Why does my non-Christian 3rd grader need to read any version of Paul's conversion along the road to Damascus? Surely, there is a non-religious story about changing our minds that would be better suited.

Because there are a bunch of Christians trying to shred the constitution.

Glad to see they are expanding on the fiction selection.

Alright class, the seventh commandment. Who knows what "extramarital sex" means?

the donald j trump one

Ok, those ones are bummers. Not them

They should teach Cleansing of the Temple though…but I bet they won’t for obvious reasons

It is absolutely unconstitutional

So no religion exists there but Christianity? Sounds like a Nazi state.

What if they get to read abt Ahab, about Jesus flipping the tables on the rich or about how Jesus accepted everyone! 🤔

What's wrong with using the word "theocracy"? Avoiding it leaves comparisons to Iran and Afghanistan on the table.

I'm not completely against this, honestly. Know thy enemy isn't just about identification but understanding... and there's no sweeter feeling than crushing a Christian Nationalist under the weight of evidence presented in their own Gospel that they may be Nationalist but they are not Christian.

Texas education system stays losing and kids pay the price

That’s gonna be a no the Bible has no place in schools.

UNCONSTITUTIONAL

Texans should burn down the Texas state board of education.

Start with Leviticus 15. Let's see how far they get.

Fucking insane

theocratic Fascist BS

Well, literary fiction is important too

That’s right, the Bible, which was of course written in English.

Will they be sure to include the story of the concubine at Gibeah at Judges 19-21?

Yuck. So wrong.

don't forget Satanism