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I cannot imaging the things you have seen! Would make a good coffee table book! With soft rounded edges of course.

Do not use trophy in the bathtub.

Not for sale *yet*.

Make sure to keep your test toast nearby!

Probably FAA territory!

It only works once but it’s worth it.

this seems fine

So what you're telling me is that it might not meet safety standards? 0.0

Can't CPSC ban it anyway, simply because it is an abomination?

It was glorious and everyone should know.

my husband works in a UL-adjacent field and I asked him about this—he said it’s possible it’s an already UL-listed toaster that’s encased in the trophy, or it’s made up of UL-listed components. I think since it’s not for sale, it doesn’t have to be listed, but they probably don’t want a lawsuit, lol

Throwing the hot food across the room like a quarterback seems to be a feature not a defect in this case.

in a russian badger vid, "eating a pop-tart is faster than reloading"

This thing is unsafe if you are an anthropomorphic breakfast strudel.

Seriously, I am grateful for your work and hope the incoming administration does not make toast out of *you*

Say...Is that certified or potentially a safety risk?

The world needs better toast more than it needs toasters.

It needs a theme song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9Qm...

This might be the greatest trophy in the history of the universe

@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social

[Chaka Khan voice] I've seen every toaster 🎶🎶🎶

There's always a new spark waiting to surprise us!

what if I give them away

Gotta keep your heart open, that’s what they teach you in orientation

Pop Tarts are a commie plot to weaken America.

Is it possible to do a government level safety recall preemptively on a one of a kind hot module launcher?

The tilt of the toaster slots makes me nervous and I don't know why.

But when does @techconnectify.bsky.social get to test it?

The problem with an informative yet cheeky government social media account is that now I want a pop tart.