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First they came for the trans kids, and I said not on my watch, motherfuckers.

"Who on earth did they get that's dumber than these guys, that can't oh wait it's obviously Orlovsky."

Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

Trey Smack is the perfect name for a kicker so this is disappointing.

a good soup makes you feel like everything's right in the world. to be clear though, it's not. the soup lies.

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

...HOW?!

The problem is that "while you weren't looking the tech industry was comprehensively taken over by a cult based around a piece of Harry Potter fanfic" is self-evidently an absolutely ridiculous claim that can't possibly have happened, which is a real problem given that it 100% did happen.

I really can't overstate how much sports are great but being a fan of a team is the worst mistake of my life.

“Winning the pundit lottery with a New York Times gig tells you nothing about whether these people are worthy of your attention. They must earn your respect. Any temptation to check on them because of the positions they hold is an error of judgment, by you." www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/you-can-ig...

Observers told reporters the shrieking baby was clearly oblivious to the fact that any distress she experienced in exiting her mother’s womb would pale in comparison to the fucking decades of tedium, misfortune, and humiliation yet to come.

I mean, *I* didn't but that's mostly a comment on how I'd rather do almost anything then be in a loud crowded room.

There is so much I going on here

I plan to win NBA defensive player of the year.

I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.

we are witnessing a company who thought they invented the ham sandwich realizing in real time that they sell ham, bread, and mustard at the grocery store

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

Spain finally decided to try "kick it really hard at the goal".

German broadcast. Nailed it

“Sports teach you teamwork and character!” buddy tennis teaches you that you were born alone and you will die that way as well

gonna need a wellness check on Andres Cantor after this game

I see we're getting the full USMNT experience tonight.

People who spiral out overusing LLM chatbots are really just experiencing the kind of brain-damaging stream of unconditional validation that’s always been the norm for the hyper-wealthy, which explains a lot.

I wrote about living in a country that is hard to celebrate, and of an alternate vision we are invited to join and inherit, in order to make a country that would be worth a sense of pride. www.the-reframe.com/patriots-of-...

we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever

Belgian trying to steal this game from Senegal like it’s a precious cultural artifact.

Issa Diop with a beautiful header to equalize at the 90 minute mark

As called on TV Trece in Paraguay:

Welcome to Monday. We get Game of Thrones podcast content and fresh horrors from the supreme court.

Graphic design is my passion.

It is time once again to discuss the Most Dad Things we have done in the past year. A couple of reminders: - gender is a social construct, anyone can do Dad Things - you need not be a parent to do a Dad Thing - the definition of a Dad Thing is entirely subjective and maybe made up I’ll go first:

jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK

im about to print this and frame it

@awfulannouncing.bsky.social WKOW in Madison has been sound off for the entire 2nd half so the weather guy can narrate the weather radar and I think that deserves a public shaming.

Ah yes, the "Thdpsssps"

Gift link: share.inquirer.com/kfpAhf @willbunch.bsky.social on Delaney Hall and @mikiesherrill.bsky.social

One of the more misogynistic takes currently trending in the AI policy space is "women use less AI than men because they have less tech literacy" Ok but have you considered that women use less AI than men because we have more tech literacy?