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Yeah, I wanna hanta, a hanta cola! The drink.

Better late than never.

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Downloading the Hentaivirus off KissAnime to teach my fucking computer a lesson

I've started masking when I go out to a rat feces restaurant.

Cooking the feces to 180 degrees before eating.

Personally, I'm staying away from rats, mice, and similar rodents.

Normally I keep rodent feces in a little jar and inhale their sweet aroma in the morning, but I stopped doing that.

Our house organization has put a plan in place to assess the feasibility of a hand washing plan. The voters will decide the budget

larely I've just been taking a little melatonin before bed instead of dropping a live wild mouse into my pillowcase

Wow. Not funny to be laughing at the next pandemic. Please MASK UP

Postponed my new touching rat feces hobby.

I've decided to cut way back on the amount of raw rat poop I put on my food. I think it'll have a positive effect on society, and with the increasing price of it now, it helps my wallet too!!

Finally using dental dams to kiss my adopted rats Nicodemus and Snitch. They can bitch all they want

I stopped watching clips of Ratatouille. You can’t be too careful.

I’ve switched to only eating raw, organic rat feces. #MAHA

I've stopped welcoming stray rats into my bedroom. It's a small step but imagine what can be done if everyone takes action.

Eating less tarantulas

I stopped waiting on the docks to lick the hands of returning cruise ship passengers

I was going to aerosolize some rat feces as a fun arts and crafts project but I guess I can slide that to tomorrow.

Please also protect others by washing your hands BEFORE you touch rat feces 🧐

i kiss the subway rats every other day, instead of daily

Why should I do anything different? N95 masks will still work. So will Corsi Rosenthal boxes or other air purifiers. Those are both BY FAR the two most important precautions. Other precautions (like getting enough Vitamin D and consuming a healthy diet) are secondary.

ie after handling hotdogs

No more scat play in my Chuck E. Cheese costume.

I can't wait for this to be over so I can go back to never washing my hands.

Stopped drinking orange soda, but I may have misheard something.

Stop calling me that

same girlie

I eat rat poop like tictacs to build immunity 📐

when the mice and rats poop on my cutlery it unfortunately often takes weeks to discover. but i immediately rinse it all off. thankfully my cat will eat their heads and discard their bodies after a while.

Take that pic of purposes for hands (petting the rat etc) and add contracting hantavirus from the rat

It's dry feces you need to worry about. So I just pour Aquafina on it so that I don't have to waste perfectly good water.

i'm keeping slightly fewer live rats in my mouth, which has also given me a lot more room for live tarantulas

i all ways wash my hands after touching rat feces but youd have to be some kind of looser to wash them after touching mouse feces

I've stopped going on cruises.

Let the cats into the garage

I’ve quit birdwatching at landfills in Argentina

Besides! I work HERE! My system can take ANYTHING!