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Great name TINY lake Ontario lets keep it to honour Canada the best country for holidays

#Breaking Canada to rename Lake America to Lake Release the Trump-Epstein Files

No one has to do that.

Senile orange idiot part 2768978, and counting.

Canada responds with a yawn and a big fuck you Trump.

Lake Fat Pedo it is!

...okay and who has to follow these orders and why.

Why would you even report this

Next the Great Leader will rename Canada and Mexico to... America. That way USA will be surrounded by America!

Doesn't everyone understand now that it's a waste of time to listen to this fool?

I order Trump to fuck all the way off to the sun.

Lake Epstein Files

just die already

Why wouldn't he just name it Lake rTump? Same result.

We've already renamed him The Tangerine Twat.

Officially, Trump is a 4 year old. 🫩🖕🏼

FUCKING DIE ALREADY

But only by the USA. The rest of the world aren’t so stupid

When a toddler is told no, he has a temper tantrum

lol. breaking news has lost all meaning.

Orders…whom, exactly? Nobody on this side of the lake gives a flying fuck, I can tell you that. And I’m reasonably certain that nobody in NY who lives by the lake gives a shit either. Lunatic. 🤣🤣🤣

Oh, fuck off

Breaking: Canada orders Lake Michigan to be renamed 'Lake Senile Paedophile'

Who cares?

Nope

All of Canada right now, especially the Province of Ontario:

No comment.

He's barely in charge of his own body.

It's still Lake Ontario though. Just like it's still the Gulf of Mexico. But while he pretends to rename stuff, other news is happening like, oh ...

The name is not going to change.

Again, Trump makes our nation look weak and petty like he is.

Most Canadians follow U.S. politics more than Canadian politics, especially since you elected a pedophile as your president. He still seems to enjoy support from 1/3 of you. The entire world is starting to lose faith in your citizenry for allowing this to continue.

Already doing that!

No he's not.

😂😂😂😂

Orders who, exactly?

Don’t fucking cave. That is not what it is called. Do not given to this traitorous piece of shit!

Nap time for grandpa me thinks.

Lake Ontario was named long before there was the USA

My two year old niece wants their town to be renamed North Pole.

At what point does Congress and The House act to remove this idiot?

Natalie has her A game cooking today.

Don’t worry, nobody other than him or his syncophants is

I didn’t even know that was a mnemonic! Thanks for mentioning this.

Good thing Texas teachers wouldn't be legally allowed to call it Lake America since it's illegal for them to 'aid' in transitioning in any way, which includes using preferred names.

He's a fucking imbecile. What an embarrassment.

🤦‍♂️. Canada I know this means little but this American would like to apologize for this and just everything.

Pft

Breaking news is killing me. News agencies love Trump because they don’t have to work hard at all. Slap breaking news every time the guy takes a shit.

Once again he confirms his low IQ and don't realize that the rest of world is rolling round the floor laughing of his stupidity!

His desperate cowardice is never on fuller display than when he does something like this, which is now going to draw laughter when it once drew scorn. A sad, small, cruel man whose death will be celebrated the world over.

And that man wants people to believe he has high IQ and he is skilled in deal making ?! LMAO! Biggest loser in US History for sure! So so so pitiful!!!!

I'm curious given the level of infrastructure and navigation happening on the great lakes will this lead to any actual changes and/or confusion if shipping companies have to update maps.

C'mon Canada: you know what to do.

🙄

I’m sure the good ppl all over the U.S., struggling with inflation and the cost of living, will just love this new policy.

He can rename his half all he wants, nobody cares...

He's talking out of his ass. Ignore this ugnoramous

He can fuck off.

All of America is embarrassed.......

Man he is so petty

America is a joke of a country.

Oh, please no!

Top Story: “Trump peed four times this morning!” Are you really expected to keep track of everything this big idiot says and does? The name “Lake Ontario” comes from the Wendat language. It has nothing to do with politics, despite what this big idiot (who has the nuclear codes) thinks (if he thinks)

Orders who?

But how did Lake Ontario respond?

Lake Epstein, you say?

Trump tells the executive branch of the federal government to change the name of one of the Great Lakes. Much laughter ensued.

Does anyone take him seriously anymore? What an imbecile.