Brandon Baumgartner

He needs to be impeached just for being this stupid. It's embarrassing to have someone this stupid in front of a microphone.

JSN is the best player in football and it's not even close. #NFL #Seahawks

Is he even well-spoken?

It’s pretty amazing how there was a time when, on one night in a two hour block, we got: Community, Parks and Rec, The Office, and 30 Rock. Truly must see TV.

Incredible that so many intelligent people--officials, lawyers, journalists--are spending their time on this idiocy. Think of all the more important things they could be doing! But this case is emblematic, not exceptional. The Trump era is just a colossal waste of good people's time and energy.

Fellow humans, please touch grass

When your #Detroit #redwings feed on BlueSky feeds you some unexpected content...

JSN is the best player in the league. #seahawks

The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek.

What does socialism mean? Nothing! It has no intrinsic meaning at all: it isn't like, related to "the social question" or whatever. It just connotes something bad. So whatever the Bad Thing du jour is, that's socialism

My man looks like his name is Palmer Luckey.

J.D. Vance has been a breathless supporter of Neo-Nazis at home and abroad, promoting their fascist ideas and ideology to a jaw-dropping degree. But he has the fucking nerve to say someone tied to *socialists* doesn't belong in America. *You* are the un-American ideologue, you goose-stepping dork.

[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz

There's no real point in arguing with his mouth noises, particularly not when preaching to the Bluesky choir, but this is *noteworthy* nonsense. If the revenue were real (it's not), then it would be revenue *of the United States government,* equally available to a Democratic Congress to spend.

I continue to hate that the “computer-illiterate elderly people falling prey to computer-oriented scams” demographic seems to include every American politician.

"turns out we need to have windows that open" - the company with the highest market cap in the world, for some reason

In term 1, Trump took a strong economy he inherited from Obama, threw in some tax cuts, didn’t mess with it much, & took credit for it. In term 2, Trump decided that he wanted to completely reshape the economy according to his own dumbass beliefs and now we’re Trump University.

NYT has now independently corroborated all the major allegations against Susan Collins in the ProPublica report, including that investigators were prepared to move against her and then Trump intervened to shut it down. This put Trump in a position of exceptional and extortionate leverage over her.

mmygod

😂 congrats to JPMorgan's commodities team for being merely six months behind the typical Bluesky poster

The president is just such a stupid asshole. I know we try to ascribe motives to this guy but he’s at the end of the day, when the story is written, just a dumdum idiot with a tiny brain that don’t work so good.

There's really no complicated explanation for this, or any kind of grand theory. It's just Econ 101 and he flat out does not understand it because he's an idiot.

the supreme court has ruled 6-3 that all toys everywhere belong to our special boy in the white house

Alito and Thomas have the clearest judicial philosophy possible: If a Democratic president does it, it's tyranny. If a Republican president does it, it's legal.

If there was ever a case for justified civil asset forfeiture it is Trump and his extended family.

The best argument for why the Trumps aren't corrupt is that they're happy to accept gifts from people who think they're buying influence when in fact they're all snakes who don't pay their debts.

Drake Maye shoots, bam! www.thedrawplay.com/comic/drake-...

To every reporter who stands there as Trump shouts down one of your (almost always female) colleagues with insults and bullying behavior without standing up for them -- you know the rest of us can see and hear you, right?

Awful decision by Maye, but man—shoutout to Josh Jobe and Nehemiah Pritchett. Legion of whom balled the f out tonight.

Quite incredible that the richest man on earth who has legitimately done all sorts of things from paying people to vote and purchasing media in order to twist it to his will is... claiming that Soros (who is not nearly as wealthy) has done the very things Musk absolutely does.

FIELDER/HOLMES is FROST/NIXON for a certain breed of ageing millenial. Couldn't be more excited. youtu.be/GGJSRFWALTI?...

One way to understand Trump's trade views: In his private business, Trump got used to not paying for things—stiffing the granite-countertop contractor, or chandelier salesman—but still got the products anyway. So maybe he thinks America should just be getting the world's goods for free, too.

Trump thinks that if you pay somebody $10 for a burrito than you have lost the $10, like it has been stolen from you. He's not pretending; this is literally the basis of his trade policy

No fucking shit buddy. This is what we were trying to tell you.

if this happens, the democratic president should ignore the stay and keep tearing down the buildling

I’m curious, if “eggs expensive under Biden” was newsworthy, how come “Trump intentionally caused every single fucking thing to be heinously expensive” isn’t a story?

The renaming of this lake is so dumb and petty and should not be the focus of the news right now but … I cannot overstate enough just how sad and pathetic this update is for Google

This is pathetic, #GoogleMaps.

Actual adult people who work in the mainstream press talk to this guy and take him seriously. He's a white supremacist, yes, but he's also just a premium sexless dork.

rokos basilisk except its just future humans looking back and remembering all the creators who worked with ai and then still not to supporting them