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He's an operator all right.

Lmao at the “Courses” offered. Except this one. I think this gets at the core of what they all want and the “regret” they’re retconning into their college experience.

...and how hard is "Tilly, but make her 15" to type? 🙃🙃🙃

Wait so they’re making an Epstein School now?

Also Faine don’t ignore Agnes, their other faculty name drop: bsky.app/profile/jess...

idk, a lot of SRC students were very wealthy and almost none were from the berkshires

It was!

yeah it's real college! just for young weirdos 🙂

Almost correct, these kids will not want to live in Pac Heights though, they will look to buy a Victorian in the Mission where they can evict some elderly tenants out of first.

Their students will probably be from rich families who can afford to buy a condo for their sprog.

I really don’t want them coming in contact with minors!

Do they understand what a "boarding school" is?

so boat folie a deux for everyone, sounds great, cool cool cool

It’s called HAA! They called it HAA. No one reads anything twice there, or reads it out loud?

Truly, we should be calling it a commuter school

My mother effectively kept me at home when I started college at 17 3/4 of age because I couldn’t sign a lease for on-campus or off-campus housing. If they aren’t providing housing , what about board? Where and how will the students get fed?

So not actually “residential,” then. Do these people not think words have specific meanings? (Rhetorical question).

"if you wish to see a virgin onscreen"

under this definition aren't a lot of things on screen virgins? all of the scenery for example (assuming jd vance hasn't been in the area)

And a seminar on age of consent laws in various jurisdictions. Probably ketamine and ayahuasca too.

I’m gonna put the odds lower than most only because rather than a specific class on race science i think it’ll just be baked into all the other courses

wonder if there will be a slate star codex fellowship

If so, it must go through state accreditation process first. This is somewhat premature. NPR covered the big tech and schools. www.npr.org/2026/09/02/n...

leeroy jenkins nerd voice: "repeating, of course"

Substantially greater than zero.

it's a prereq

It'll be required cirriculum.

1.

UATX 2: Electric Boogaloo

“We put the phrun in phrenology!”

Apparently there will be a course on “finding love”. share.google/4NbLKJYt9ilH...

“Human biodiversity,” with corequisites “investing in equities” and “inclusion of AI in your daily workflow.”

Exploited underpaid H1Bs?

Also Agnes “it’s totes fine that I dated and married a grad student” Callard. Creepy academics across the board.

Why would you have a "boarding school" for 18-22 year olds? Isn't this what we would normally call an "unaccredited college"?

Daniel Penny as Phys Ed teacher…

... wanting to watch a fictional virgin is a weird fucking paraphilia

“Our Network” page features Luke Farritor, the homeschooled boy and Thiel Fellow who defied Marco Rubio to manually override PEPFAR and other USAID payments. He then helped dismantle Health & Human Services before founding an AI military company backed by Andreessen Horowitz. He’s the template.

There is totally a very very existent brand of well off liberals that are still very very into dipping into Cowen pods and reading Abundance that don't know they're just in BAP training school.

Code Is virgin is such a funny take. Animism x tech bro x Catholicism. Is my coffee pot virgin? What constitutes intercourse in coffee pot biology?

i love them changing the name around as if people will be like