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With zero shots on goal Argentina, appropriately enough, got washed

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He's better be

I mean, the baby does have a faraway, destiny-soaked gaze in that picture

he has to learn to like eating locusts, they are super high in protein and soluble fiber though

You win.

It does, however, turn your bones into glass...

Shakespeare-coded.

And being a sore loser while doing it.

TROLOLOLOL

Ah, the changing of the guard

Should have left the feet out.

Its poetry

Lmaooooooooo

Why was this pic taken? How did they know each other !

No, the US loves slave labor & too many view their kids as property, not individual beings worthy of accepting & equality. They want to groom kids to continue exploiting every living being. Raise a kid with love & care & the kid will also love & care.

there's a whole episode of Krapopolis about the dangers of basket/basinet babies

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Oedipus Rex

And Argentina's soccer fans definitely committed hubris

Great, now Ben Shapiro has another myth with a minority character to be mad about.

Only if the baby murders you and then sleeps with your wife. But there's still time.

Easy mistake. He dunked Yamal’s heel instead of leaving it dry.

Overly detailed, but I can't find fault with any given facet.

Everyone in the comment section is making jokes about him not snuffing out competition. I view it more like Goku and reincarnated Buu, where he knows some hopes some day he will rival him.

I guess we're gonna find out who's actually washed

Not up to date on the lore but why was he washing a random baby

In the case of Argentina, a myth of arrogance and undeserved success through aggression. History does rhyme, if it's up to greek tragedy.

His cheeks are so chubby

Well, it is kinda similar to the death of Odysseus

This is why I vanquish every baby who seems strong enough to one day challenge me

He blessed him

I meant when he was a baby & growing up.

Yamal now has to bathe some babies for the camera so that the cycle may continue

When you put it that way....