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5 weeks? I have to put in 5 years before I can even get 5 days. Fuck politicians.

So now they got an extra five weeks of this charade

So, they gonna dig him up?

The first thing that comes to mind when I read rehab is that he had a drinking problem caused by trying to keep the Tennessee distilleries afloat due to the tariff war

I call bullshit. He’s dead and they’re gonna have his corpse vote tomorrow. How convenient.

He’s alive(ish)

You can’t just say “He was released from care” without any fucking proof. His staff telling us isn’t proof and Forbes telling us that his staff told us, is even further from proof. You are so bad at this…

When do they ever do anything

We have pictures of him leaving rehab...

What is this feeble old man doing in our Senate? Both parties are guilty of letting decrepit seniors who can barely function bogart the reins of our government. We need a new rule. But the old men and women who don’t have the decency to retire will not be the ones to change the status quo.

It's not true and we all know it. He is in some morgue at this point.

@forbes.com , should be pretty easy to get a current picture, no?

THERE ARE NO PHOTOS OF HIM LEAVING REHAB, or going into the plane to fly home, or going into his home. This photo is when he was still able to walk in Congress. Don't believe it.

And someone is voting for him. www.notus.org/congress/mit...

They're hoping any would-be fact checkers will give up at the paywall (and not open the comments).

I came here to say this! 👊🏻

Because Forbes is collaborator owned

Because its forbes

MITCH IS DEAD DON'T BE A FOOL,.

“Should” be.. you guys get it. They suck and are enabling losers..

So you post one kinda implying he's alive how does that help

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Convenient timing

You don't say

Of course they are. They have nothing to offer the American people, so they might as well drag their sorry butts home. REMEMBER TO BUY NEW KNEEPADS for we wouldn’t want you to get sore knees

If this is true, there should be a voice recording of him saying this or a video of him saying this. Otherwise, unfortunately written words are not enough on this one. Will the real Mitch McConnell please contact the public by voice or video? We are concerned.

How convenient.

A classic!

Instead of Weekend at Bernie’s we’re suffering through what? Boondoggle with McConnell?

Fuck that guy.

His pay should be docked for everyday he’s been missing.

Not a current picture. No current picture exists.

Recess for these guys is probably a swing set and monkey bars.

Why are they using the "have you seen me?", milk carton photo of Mitch?

Just in time. Mitch will have dust on his urn by the time the recess is over.

McConnell is a man without a shred of honor or dignity. He makes Voldemort look compassionate.

They typically say they’ll be working with their constituents back home. I say bullshit.

$147k a year for a few months work, not bad if you can get it I guess.

Where is the so-called paparazzi and why haven’t they found a way in?

That’s not a current photo it’s irresponsible to use it this way

You may want to include that this isn’t a recent picture. This was like two years ago.

It doesn't work for dead either.

How convenient! We have some questionable photos and we're about to go into a recess where he won't have to worry about questions or appearing in person!

Someday I want a job where I can just disappear for 6 weeks. Don't have to call my boss, no doctor's note, just a couple of AI photos as proof of life. Ah, privilege!

You can't be serious.

He's alive? Sort of? Great timing.

I can’t believe they’re carrying on like he’s conscious!

The senate has done nothing all year. Now they are taking a long paid vacation. Let’s see how well they explain their wimpyness to normal citizens.

Hey @forbes, prove that headline with a picture of McConnell that's recent, like within the past two days. Otherwise, stop spinning GOP propaganda. Mitch McConnell's dead until proven otherwise.

At which point he'll have a tragic bungy jumping accident...

FREE paydays continue❗

Sure he was...

Can anyone give me a valid reason for the continued existence of the Senate?

Has he spoken to anyone, has any one seen him? Is he able to do his job?

Mitch McConnell..."I needed this recess like never before." 👇

effing got review hours these fuqs work ..and frankly change how we give them .. healthcare.. pay like the rest of us MFs...

Sure, sure, sure

Don't you mean McConnell is "allegedly" released from rehab?

Mitch is already dead and roasting in hell.

Will anyone notice?

Need video of Mitch speaking, saying this same thing.

Any pictures?

How long before they tell us he has passed away while he was at home recovering.

Misleading as that is not a current photo of the reaper.

Uh huh 😏

This is so dishonest, showing an old photo and not anything from today when he was allegedly well enough to go home.

He was probably about to come back to work but now they're going to break. *big eyeroll*

Bueller, Bueller are you there Bueller? 

Pretty sure hes mobile, but not with his own limbs

Let's be honest... He's dead as a doorknob. He's wearing long metal chains like Jacob Marley in the Spirit World.

Hes not. The corpse may be warm but its a vegetable at best. The atrophy alone at this point would be significantly dangerous to his body.

Proof or it didn’t happen

Yet no one saw him leave the hospital. He DEAD

Phew just in time for a 5 week well deserved VACATION from the Job he hasn't been doing anyways

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So they say. Prove it.

Wow, what a coincidence! Two days after August 4th. I'd imagine that he'll have a massive stroke as soon as he's home and the republicans in Kentucky will send another republican into Washington to replace him, since they can no longer have an election to fill the position in the interim.

Bullshit.

Back from hell, ready to do more damage!

🐂 💩

@forbes.com do you have an actual real time photo of McConnell at home? Have any of your reporters seen or spoken to him? Or, are you just amplifying a statement? If you don't have actual proof, this isn't news. It's propaganda.

Why have no dems gone to see if he’s actually alive?

5 bucks says his death will be reported a few days before the break ends.

I really wish I was able to get a 5 WEEK paid vacation. I also wish it had come with a $193,400.00 annual salary. I worked in retail, & education. I was lucky to 30,000.00 a year. Thankfully with benefits. Seeing my taxes pay his salary I wish I had his HEALTHCARE plan.

timing is curious . . .

Sure he was...

Curious timing

Curios timing

Have a great well undeserved holiday in fact dont come back you do more damage id rather be ungoverned.

Another vacation?

Ok...

How convenient

They are rolling him out just to vote in Blanche and then retire him.

Another old photo, Forbes? Do your job!

This article pisses me off. Putting this old photo on the article insinuates that is Mitch now…it’s not. Mitch is dead. Republicans are lying.

Reported the post as misleading as the image is not of the event being described in the article.

We need a congress to investigate. Concealing the death of another person can be illegal when it involves actively hiding the fact of death or impeding its discovery, especially if it obstructs justice or a proper investigation. legal-resources.

You got to be kidding?!

What aren't they discharging? A corpse?

Stop his paycheck and benefits. He'll surface.

Tax the rich!

Any pictures or videos?

Quit printing propaganda for the regime. State sponsored bullshit. McConnell didn’t “say” anything you liars. His office released a statement.

This photo is not proof of life. Just sayin'

When is his staff going to be prosecuted for fraud an embezzlement? Taking a paycheck to stay on a dead man's staff, and issuing "statements" from a dead man.

You would think with all the speculation on McConnell's life status, someone would have photos of him "leaving" the rehab and going home. With a mic in his face getting a verbal cue he isnt worm food.

Sure he was.

Forbes reporting is dead too

I didn’t even know they weren’t in session.

Pictures or it didn’t happen. The photo is from the last time he fell at work

HE DEAD IN A GRAVE ,... NOT ALIVE ,..MITCH IS DEAD ,...

Hey @Forbes editors. You know we know what he used to look like. A good journalistic outlet would run the photo of him leaving the [air quotes here] "rehab center," or not run one at all. You know better journalism. Be better.

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of all the MAGA grifts, this is the cheekiest

Was he in Rehab for his addiction to corporate money? Just look at this junkie..