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The #GirlsOwnCC job advert just said 'Chocolate Taster Required'. It didn't mention blind tasting. And I think the next applicant is cheating as the ad said 'Girls' and he has also brought his own chocolate truffles.

Ahem, Sir, Madam if I may. Those ‘sweet treats’ my business partner Dec dropped off earlier were in fact meant for a ridiculous jungle game show. Please may I replace the sugared kangaroo gonads with these real sugared almonds? #GirlsOwnCC

"I am squeezing your head." #GirlsOwnCC #IYKYK #OneForTheKids

Me? Double entendres? The very idea!🤭 *reaches for the smelling salts

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Don’t look Brenda it’s young Lord Lucan, showing off his plums again. #GirlsOwnCC

Cecil tried his best to indicate to Arabella that perhaps Wilfred was not all she was hoping for but Wilfred had already covered her eyes. #GirlsOwnCC

I say sir. The young lady has already told you she HATES acid drops. That IS an acid drop isn't it? Not one of auntie Marigold's edibles? #GitlsOwnCC

"Now open wide and swallow it down, the good Dr C. here says it will soon cure your headache." #GirlsOwnCC

“It’s quite a simple game. Using your skill and judgement you have to tell us which animal these have been chopped off. You have until your idiot brother realises the door he’s trying to knock on is already open.” #GirlsOwnCC

It is quite something!

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"Guess who!" "It's you isn't it Freddie! For a minute I thought it was that dreadful ninny Wilfred, with his ridiculous boater. Funny, I could have sworn I caught a whiff of his repulsive cologne" #GirlsOwnCC

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It tastes like bitter almonds because it IS bitter almonds my dear. Now remind me, where is the key to your bank deposit box kept?

"Hold, sir, or H.R. shall surely hear of this." #GirlsOwnCC

"Guess where I put the new mannequin?" #GirlsOwnCC

"Turkish Bath... and environs."

"Don't get my hopes up, Roginald, it's just Ferrero Rocher again, isn't it?" #GirlsOwnCC

Choosing between coca leaves and a fruit basket is a test of sensible girls' good judgement. #GirlsOwnCC

" I've knocked on this invisible door several times and you continue to ignore me, one more time and I'm taking my custom elsewhere".

That deserves a like, if only for "Sophronia".

Berty and Nancy's "Guess the Sweetie" game was interrupted by Roland asking if he could get a small dib-dab for the wife.

I don't think my initial thoughts of a caption about the origins of Bertie Bott's Beans really cuts the mustard (or tastes of it) here. #GirlsOwnCC

“Oh Godfrey, I drunkenly told Miriam about our blind date. So I’ve now had to explain to her that it’s a party game involving dried fruit.” #GirlsOwnCc

Bertam was sure that Crispin's grab-blind-and-cram move was possibly against the rules of 'Land a Fruit in the Shop Assistant's Mouth' and definitely against the spirit of the game. He would be referring it to the umpire at the next cake break. #GirlsOwnCC

Tsk tsk?

"Charlie, don't!" cried Gerald. "Those are the ones I filled with Eno's fruit salts!" #GirlsOwnCC

‘No Cedric, that’s not the Heimlich manoeuvre’ #GirlsOwnCC

This situation is awkward as it is, thought Cecily, and now the bloody phantom pie flinger has turned up too. #GirlsOwnCC

Tsk tsk feels unfair when the double entendres are so ingenious!

'Come on Fleur, just give it a good suck before it goes soft.' #GirlsOwnCC

#girlsowncc

I shouldn't have just ticked the box without reading !

The pleasure was all mine (and Gerald’s)

He wanted a mention of undergarments but I have at least implied them. (Or possibly the lack of them, who knows apart from Gerald?)

Young Trump’s college mates had taken to mocking him in his attempts to sedate the waitresses. #GirlsOwnCC *This is not funny

“Hold that position whilst I slip in a Worther’s Original, m’dear.” #GirlsOwnCC

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Origin of the Narnia stories “Lucy, no! You can’t let Edmund force strawberries on you at this time of year. I’ve a pound of finest Turkish Delight for you to try” #GirlsOwnCC