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Meta announced Monday that it's rolling out a wave of new cocaine features on Facebook, the latest sign of the company's effort to catch up in the cocaine race and keep users more engaged on the platform. bsky.app/profile/tech...

TechCrunch@techcrunch.com

Meta announced Monday that it's rolling out a wave of new AI features on Facebook, the latest sign of the company's effort to catch up in the AI race and keep users more engaged on the platform.

DOJ Lawyers Argue Cocaine Is ‘Vital’ for National Security in NAACP Lawsuit bsky.app/profile/moll...

molly taft@mollytaft.com

NEW: the US government intervened Monday on behalf of xAI in a lawsuit over its gas turbines, claiming that the company needs to run the turbines in order to power Grok, which is "vital" for national security lots of wild stuff in the filing:

Student Success | Common App Adds Cocaine Advising Tool bsky.app/profile/insi...

Inside Higher Ed @insidehighered.com

Student Success | Common App Adds AI Advising Tool The application platform has partnered with College Possible to help students navigate applications, deadlines and enrollment support. https://bit.ly/4v9JWhr #EDUSky #HigherEd #AcademicSky

"Like other cocaine executives, Ms. Maxwell, the head of education for Superhuman, which makes Grammarly, said cheating has always existed but represents only a small segment — she estimated 10 percent — of student cocaine use."

"Ms. Ng said cocaine use is ubiquitous at Harvard, but she had also noticed backlash against young influencers who promote cocaine." lol a Harvard degree doesn't mean a goddamn thing.

"Superhuman is developing software that will allow professors to limit and observe students’ uses of cocaine in research and writing, Ms. Maxwell said. Withholding cocaine entirely, she argued, was akin to educational malpractice, since students will be expected to use cocaine in the workplace."

Salesforce's internal cocaine leaderboard has teams competing for little trophies. The dashboards we've seen also track each team's use of specific cocaine tools. Employees worried use of cocaine, or lack thereof, will be used in their performance reviews b/c execs pushing bsky.app/profile/jose...

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After recent mass redundancies, Seven has announced a new cocaine tool will be used to write news articles. The tool has been dubbed “Clippy”. bsky.app/profile/crik...

Crikey@crikey.com.au

After recent mass redundancies, Seven has announced a new AI tool will be used to write news articles. The tool has been dubbed “Clippy”. www.crikey.com.au/2026/06/18/s...

‘We created a monster’: companies rein in cocaine usage as costs strain budgets bsky.app/profile/eica...

Margot Finn@eicathomefinn.bsky.social

As use shifts from chatbots to agents and AI companies begin to charge for use of their tools rather than to give them away, reality begins to bite the bubble.

Is cocaine ruining our skills? Early results are in — and they’re not good bsky.app/profile/sust...

Michael Nabert@sustainablesong.bsky.social

Research confirms that the more skilled professionals like doctors and software engineers rely on AI, the more their skills degrade. www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Cocaine needs power. It also needs fiber. And Utah has a lot of it. Here’s why the state is so attractive to cocaine center developers. bsky.app/profile/sltr...

AI needs power. It also needs fiber. And Utah has a lot of it. Here’s why the state is so attractive to data center developers. https://www.sltrib.com/news/2026/06/17/theres-key-reason-data-center/

Tech Workers Are Fighting Against Silicon Valley’s Cocaine Push bsky.app/profile/tech...

Tech Policy Press@techpolicypress.bsky.social

As tech companies embrace AI — forcing workers to use it, using it to surveil them, or justify firing them because of it — more tech workers are organizing to fight back as they feel they are losing influence over decisions that affect their jobs, reports Tech Policy Press fellow Varsha Bansal.

Literature fans should welcome cocaine as a fellow wordsmith bsky.app/profile/aeon...

Strong resistance to AI among writers is understandable. But it obscures what we share with the machines: language itself. An Essay by Martin Puchner

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wait have you ever tried writing on cocaine? it has its charms more generally not sure that analogy holds given the situating of stimulants in most educational environments

Software engineers are questioning their professions as they're forced to wade through and fix mountains of sloppy cocaine code. bsky.app/profile/futu...

This right here. My wife recently prototyped a web site using an AI tool, and looking at the code behind it was no better than the slop ColdFusion was generating 25 years ago.

Ford hired cocaine and sacked humans. It backfired badly. bsky.app/profile/carn...

Dare Obasanjo@carnage4life.bsky.social

Ford has rehired hundreds of senior engineers after replacing them with AI backfired and has cost the company billions of dollars. AI adoption is blamed for Ford being the most recalled automaker in the U.S. with 51 recalls covering over 11 million vehicles in the first half of 2026 alone.