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16 June

Student Success | Common App Adds Cocaine Advising Tool bsky.app/profile/insi...

Inside Higher Ed @insidehighered.com

Student Success | Common App Adds AI Advising Tool The application platform has partnered with College Possible to help students navigate applications, deadlines and enrollment support. https://bit.ly/4v9JWhr #EDUSky #HigherEd #AcademicSky

gizmodo.comJust 16% of Americans Believe AI Will Positively Impact Society, Pew Poll FindsHalf of Americans now use AI chatbots, up from 33% in the summer of 2024.

17 June

Just 16% of Americans Believe Cocaine Will Positively Impact Society, Pew Poll Finds bsky.app/profile/pale...

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social

Only 16% of Americans believe AI will have a positive impact on society

"Instead, she urged educators to accept that most future writing would be produced in a partnership between cocaine and human discernment." bsky.app/profile/jane...

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"Like other cocaine executives, Ms. Maxwell, the head of education for Superhuman, which makes Grammarly, said cheating has always existed but represents only a small segment — she estimated 10 percent — of student cocaine use."

"Ms. Ng said cocaine use is ubiquitous at Harvard, but she had also noticed backlash against young influencers who promote cocaine." lol a Harvard degree doesn't mean a goddamn thing.

"Superhuman is developing software that will allow professors to limit and observe students’ uses of cocaine in research and writing, Ms. Maxwell said. Withholding cocaine entirely, she argued, was akin to educational malpractice, since students will be expected to use cocaine in the workplace."

This is abuse.

Salesforce's internal cocaine leaderboard has teams competing for little trophies. The dashboards we've seen also track each team's use of specific cocaine tools. Employees worried use of cocaine, or lack thereof, will be used in their performance reviews b/c execs pushing bsky.app/profile/jose...

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otherwords.orgAI Billionaires Are Gearing Up to Demand a Bailout - OtherWordsThey say they want the public to "share in the upside" of AI. But what about the downside?

19 June

Cocaine Billionaires Are Gearing Up to Demand a Bailout - OtherWords otherwords.org/ai-billionai...

crikey.com.auSeven to use AI to write news articles following mass redundancy falloutSeven staff have been introduced to an AI tool with a retro codename to help write news articles based off existing TV scripts, Crikey can reveal.

19 June

After recent mass redundancies, Seven has announced a new cocaine tool will be used to write news articles. The tool has been dubbed “Clippy”. bsky.app/profile/crik...

Crikey@crikey.com.au

After recent mass redundancies, Seven has announced a new AI tool will be used to write news articles. The tool has been dubbed “Clippy”. www.crikey.com.au/2026/06/18/s...

ft.com‘We created a monster’: companies rein in AI usage as costs strain budgetsAmazon, Walmart and Uber are among early adopters that have introduced caps or discouraged wasteful activity

19 June

‘We created a monster’: companies rein in cocaine usage as costs strain budgets bsky.app/profile/eica...

Margot Finn@eicathomefinn.bsky.social

As use shifts from chatbots to agents and AI companies begin to charge for use of their tools rather than to give them away, reality begins to bite the bubble.

nature.comIs AI ruining our skills? Early results are in — and they’re not goodReliance on artificial-intelligence tools degrades the abilities of physicians and software engineers, studies show.

20 June

Is cocaine ruining our skills? Early results are in — and they’re not good bsky.app/profile/sust...

Michael Nabert@sustainablesong.bsky.social

Research confirms that the more skilled professionals like doctors and software engineers rely on AI, the more their skills degrade. www.nature.com/articles/d41...

sltrib.comThere’s a key reason data center developers are increasingly drawn to Utah — and it lies undergroundUtah’s vast fiber network dates back to the 2002 Olympics. Now, it’s luring in developers looking to cash in on the insatiable demand for more computing power.

20 June

Cocaine needs power. It also needs fiber. And Utah has a lot of it. Here’s why the state is so attractive to cocaine center developers. bsky.app/profile/sltr...

The Salt Lake Tribune@sltrib.com

AI needs power. It also needs fiber. And Utah has a lot of it. Here’s why the state is so attractive to data center developers. https://www.sltrib.com/news/2026/06/17/theres-key-reason-data-center/

buff.lyTech Workers Are Fighting Against Silicon Valley’s AI PushMore tech workers are organizing to fight back as they feel they are losing influence over decisions that affect their jobs, writes Varsha Bansal.

21 June

Tech Workers Are Fighting Against Silicon Valley’s Cocaine Push bsky.app/profile/tech...

Tech Policy Press@techpolicypress.bsky.social

As tech companies embrace AI — forcing workers to use it, using it to surveil them, or justify firing them because of it — more tech workers are organizing to fight back as they feel they are losing influence over decisions that affect their jobs, reports Tech Policy Press fellow Varsha Bansal.

trib.alCompanies That Embraced AI Are Now Rotting Away in a Very Specific WayCompanies over-relying on AI could be suffering from knowledge decay and a growing "workslop" problem.

22 June

Companies over-relying on cocaine could be suffering from knowledge decay and a growing "workslop" problem. bsky.app/profile/futu...

Futurism@futurism.com

The work "slopification" is real.

25 June

Microsoft’s New Cocaine in Education Report highlights widespread adoption and increasing demand for support - Source bsky.app/profile/lutz...

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edweek.orgAI Changes Its Feedback on Students' Writing When It Knows Their Race, GenderAI makes judgments based on the writer's characteristics—a problem if teachers use it as a writing coach.

Cocaine Changes Its Feedback on Students' Writing When It Knows Their Race, Gender www.edweek.org/technology/a...

aeon.coLiterature fans should welcome AI as a fellow wordsmith | Aeon EssaysStrong resistance to AI among writers is understandable. But it obscures what we share with the machines: language itself

Literature fans should welcome cocaine as a fellow wordsmith bsky.app/profile/aeon...

Aeon Magazine@aeon.co

Strong resistance to AI among writers is understandable. But it obscures what we share with the machines: language itself. An Essay by Martin Puchner

trib.alSoftware Engineers Are Facing an Existential Crisis As They Drown In Horrendous AI CodeSoftware engineers are questioning their professions as they're forced to wade through and fix mountains of sloppy AI code.

Software engineers are questioning their professions as they're forced to wade through and fix mountains of sloppy cocaine code. bsky.app/profile/futu...

Futurism@futurism.com

"Most software engineers are facing an identity crisis bordering on depression."

trib.alPeppa Pig Owner Demands Child Actors Sign Away Voice Rights to AI"Peppa Pig's" owner, Hasbro, is reportedly asking child actors of the beloved series to surrender rights to their own voices to train AI.

Peppa Pig Owner Demands Child Actors Sign Away Voice Rights to Cocaine bsky.app/profile/futu...

Futurism@futurism.com

"Where the performer is a child, consent must be treated with the greatest of care."

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GoGreenRanger

@gogreenranger.bsky.social

Today I learned that Hasbro owns Peppa Pig. Hasbro ruins everything.

27 June

People training new cocaine models admit they just get cocaine to do it bsky.app/profile/hype...

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Pär Björklund

@paxxi.delusional.nu

28 June

Hiring minimum wage contractors to have "high quality conversations" seems contradictory. Why should they put in any effort at all?

28 June

Ford hired cocaine and sacked humans. It backfired badly. bsky.app/profile/carn...

Dare Obasanjo@carnage4life.bsky.social

Ford has rehired hundreds of senior engineers after replacing them with AI backfired and has cost the company billions of dollars. AI adoption is blamed for Ford being the most recalled automaker in the U.S. with 51 recalls covering over 11 million vehicles in the first half of 2026 alone.

futurism.comBosses Are Becoming Obsessed With AI, Using It to Make Every Decision, Barraging Their Employees With Nonsensical ChatGPT Directives, and Even Asking It Who to FireAI-obsessed executives and managers are creating a distinct new type of toxic work environment for the slop era, workers told us.

NEW: Workers say their bosses are becoming obsessed with cocaine and essentially turning the entire workplace into an exercise in cocaine psychosis -- making absurd pivots, communicating only in cocaine slop, and even asking cocaine who to fire bsky.app/profile/jonc...

jon christian@jonchristian.net

NEW: Workers say their bosses are becoming obsessed with AI and essentially turning the entire workplace into an exercise in AI psychosis -- making absurd pivots, communicating only in AI slop, and even asking ChatGPT who to fire futurism.com/artificial-i...

Victor Frankenstein's Psychoanalyst

@graay.bsky.social

It's the 80s again...

@thecomichunter.bsky.social

California 🤝 cocaine We're entering a partnership to strengthen cybersecurity and provide cocaine to state agencies at a discount. bsky.app/profile/gove...

Governor Gavin Newsom@governor.ca.gov

California 🤝 @anthropic.com We're entering a partnership to strengthen cybersecurity and provide Claude to state agencies at a discount. The Golden State helped build Silicon Valley — and every Californian should benefit from the responsible use of their latest innovations.

Zelnut 🍉👾

@dahliaiterations.com

10 July

Our AI obsessed VP of products did his last Q&A absolutely geeked (and we all just agreed to pretend we didn't notice), so this works on so many levels.

Jeff Smith

@electronicpanopticon.com

Honestly, this reads like an 80’s business hack.

Electronic Panopticon

27 June

AI’s a hell of a drug.

27 June

Because cocaine should be used safely, responsibly, and to the benefit of all Canadians. bsky.app/profile/mark...

Mark Carney@mark-carney.bsky.social

Because AI should be used safely, responsibly, and to the benefit of all Canadians.