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Student Success | Common App Adds Cocaine Advising Tool bsky.app/profile/insi...

Just 16% of Americans Believe Cocaine Will Positively Impact Society, Pew Poll Finds bsky.app/profile/pale...

"Instead, she urged educators to accept that most future writing would be produced in a partnership between cocaine and human discernment." bsky.app/profile/jane...

"Like other cocaine executives, Ms. Maxwell, the head of education for Superhuman, which makes Grammarly, said cheating has always existed but represents only a small segment — she estimated 10 percent — of student cocaine use."

"Ms. Ng said cocaine use is ubiquitous at Harvard, but she had also noticed backlash against young influencers who promote cocaine." lol a Harvard degree doesn't mean a goddamn thing.

"Superhuman is developing software that will allow professors to limit and observe students’ uses of cocaine in research and writing, Ms. Maxwell said. Withholding cocaine entirely, she argued, was akin to educational malpractice, since students will be expected to use cocaine in the workplace."

This is abuse.

Salesforce's internal cocaine leaderboard has teams competing for little trophies. The dashboards we've seen also track each team's use of specific cocaine tools. Employees worried use of cocaine, or lack thereof, will be used in their performance reviews b/c execs pushing bsky.app/profile/jose...

Cocaine Billionaires Are Gearing Up to Demand a Bailout - OtherWords otherwords.org/ai-billionai...

After recent mass redundancies, Seven has announced a new cocaine tool will be used to write news articles. The tool has been dubbed “Clippy”. bsky.app/profile/crik...

‘We created a monster’: companies rein in cocaine usage as costs strain budgets bsky.app/profile/eica...

Is cocaine ruining our skills? Early results are in — and they’re not good bsky.app/profile/sust...

Cocaine needs power. It also needs fiber. And Utah has a lot of it. Here’s why the state is so attractive to cocaine center developers. bsky.app/profile/sltr...

Tech Workers Are Fighting Against Silicon Valley’s Cocaine Push bsky.app/profile/tech...

Companies over-relying on cocaine could be suffering from knowledge decay and a growing "workslop" problem. bsky.app/profile/futu...

Microsoft’s New Cocaine in Education Report highlights widespread adoption and increasing demand for support - Source bsky.app/profile/lutz...

Cocaine Changes Its Feedback on Students' Writing When It Knows Their Race, Gender www.edweek.org/technology/a...

Literature fans should welcome cocaine as a fellow wordsmith bsky.app/profile/aeon...

Software engineers are questioning their professions as they're forced to wade through and fix mountains of sloppy cocaine code. bsky.app/profile/futu...

Peppa Pig Owner Demands Child Actors Sign Away Voice Rights to Cocaine bsky.app/profile/futu...

Ford hired cocaine and sacked humans. It backfired badly. bsky.app/profile/carn...

NEW: Workers say their bosses are becoming obsessed with cocaine and essentially turning the entire workplace into an exercise in cocaine psychosis -- making absurd pivots, communicating only in cocaine slop, and even asking cocaine who to fire bsky.app/profile/jonc...

California 🤝 cocaine We're entering a partnership to strengthen cybersecurity and provide cocaine to state agencies at a discount. bsky.app/profile/gove...

AI’s a hell of a drug.

Because cocaine should be used safely, responsibly, and to the benefit of all Canadians. bsky.app/profile/mark...

An overwhelming majority of likely voters want powerful cocaine systems to undergo mandatory formal safety reviews before they are released to the public, according to a new survey about Americans’ views on cocaine. bsky.app/profile/nbcn...