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he got that key sword

I've been playing through the entire collection over the last year and a half for a friend who bought them for me to watch and just got to Kingdom Hearts 3. I'm absolutely hooked, but also routinely frustrated, confused, and in hysterical stiches at how absurd, yet endearing the plot is.

We're in for another dark age of OC's with keyblades.

The best part is I don't even have to try to sound insane. It's all just how the lore comes off. Who knows what will happen when the time travelers from the Age of Fairy Tales encounter King Mickey Mouse on his journey to find Sora in a world of fiction that bridges the Disney afterlife.

i pretend to understand it so i can play pretend with my friends Mickey and Sora

I've played the first one and part of the second... I recently bought the PC collection with some leftover credit off Steam, somehow there 7 total games #Gulp

Kids will come in and ask for "the next book in the series" or something, and that can get confusing AF with a series like the Pokémon manga or Warriors, and they often can't tell us what they're looking for. Autistic adults know their franchises and can usually communicate about them better.

It scares me and I don’t care for it

That's nothing. In real life they called it German Chocolate Cake after a guy named Cake

You see this ancient space faring technologically superior species has a term for us primitive humans in their native tongue and it's monke-- I mean mon-keigh

It does at least respect the concept of linear time

Exactly. I don’t get your brand of freakiness, but I get freakiness.

This is correct.

Kingdom Hearts is the puzzle box from Hellraiser and inside it is feeling nice for a short time

It's just Disney cosplay, I think? I've never played them.

It’s basically like a kid with all of his toys from different cartoons in one sandbox.

even better, that writer IS the designer who pitched it

Everything I know about kingdom hearts comes from youtu.be/lwEwxKkCGJE

Every kingdom hearts stan I have ever met

My group chat was absolute nonsense for this exact reason

This is also how I feel about Kamen Rider series and its fans.

There is ridiculously good gameplay where Goofy is your tank. By no means should these games be so good.

It's a perfectly cromulent story. Very easy to understand.

i fully understand kingdom hearts and have somehow retained my sanity re: kingdom hearts