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Left is right, up is down, freedom is slavery, weakness is strength, everything is true unless it isn't

its like a kinder egg surprise every morning! what did you get? i got.... concentration camps and the deletion of the Board of Education fun!

They want me to get a job instead of hide in a hole

unprecedented

Love that for us.

Cool

We’re all counting on you

Knowing what is going on is a communist ideal.

Literally everybody knows where this is going

Should I buy land and dig an underground bunker to hide out in for the next 12 years, and subsist on root vegetables?

whee

So, so, SOOO cool

Who doesn't love a surprise?

We said "nothing ever happens" too much and lost the ability to predict what will happen

"look, I tells you what is going to happens..." *dipps chicky mc nuggie in sauce* "my chicky mc nuggies investsment will pays off"

I can’t leave social media because I am afraid I am going to miss something important!

All I see is number go down and become red

Within the US there is no predicting. Outside the US it's obvious everyone is going to disentangle themselves from us as much as possible and China will assume the role of the monopole of power on Earth. How well the EU is able to compete is unknown, but I'm not optimistic.

doesn't make me disassociate in the slightest, well, unless I'm conscious

And we just gotta act like it’s normal business and shit. Keep working like the whelps you are, scum.

I think that's what is pissing people off the most. Wake up one day your federal job is gone. You can't get social security because the office is shut down. Hell out in the 808 the Tsunami warning center under NOAA is on the chopping block. We may wake up with no homes.

When is it my turn to wreck the economy? 🥺

It looks like we're at the 'These tariffs were absolutely permanent but all my buddies are fucking pissed so they're maybe negotiation tactics now. Who knows,' point in time.

I think everyone secretly knows this will be an unprecedented disaster but everyone is in denial because Trump has backed down from every tariff threat so far but he's absolutely not going to do that this time. Even if he does our global relationships are permanently altered for the worse.

There is something hidden that nobody has seen yet, yes. Accurate. But it will come to light like it or not. How, when and who turns to share is the question.

nothing matters anymore, except marrying my wife #wifelife

Investors: “I was told there’d be bloodshed in the market”

Whose Economy Is It Anyway? Where the stock market's made up and anyone under $1b don't matter

i know what's going to happen but i'm not telling anyone because its more fun if it's a surprise

I wish all my events would stop being so unprecedented.

Harambe was our universe's Anchor Being. Everything since his death has been a decaying spiral into chaos and entropy.

The one thing I know that will happen is that if I ever see Elon in person I am going to try and kick him in the balls. As hard as I can.

I guess it’s better than a secret cabal of competent overlords pulling all the strings?

Surprise, no one ever did!

im going to have a drink of water

what if economy was like blind box that the kids love

Well I know I'm going to the gym later with my buddy. But he may be late or he's not been super good with showing up at all lately an oh my god you're right.

The lone and level sands stretch far away, given the bumptious nuclear throw-weight.

I do. I say it all the time and then it happens. But usually it’s like “Nazis are going to put innocent people in concentration camps” so people pretend it’s not that bad or no one said it.

We do know, cause this has happened before in a different way. The next step is for bankers to throw themselves from windows.

Look, it could be fine for all we know. Wait hold on, I'm being told that it not being fine is the one thing we're sure of. Well shit.

This is all my fault I think. I kept praying for my life to become like that one time when I was eight when I rode a roller coaster and my wallet fell completely out of my pocket on a loop-de-loop

Finally the world is getting on my level

i know one thing for sure there will be posts

Yeah, so why make plans

So relaxing

I’m not going to underestimate Putin.

I know what's gonna happen. We're all gonna get Fucked hard.

So so poggers

super cool

So cool they made a whole zone for it

...but we do know it will be bad when it happens.