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sticking ur dick in a space heater to own the libs

I have never wished to sunburn my weiner.

I love when people who pretend to be experts on alternative treatments end up having the decision-making skills of Randy Marsh

Who needs fertility when you can get a lump instead.

I fucking forgot about this. This was insane

Leonardo Da Vinci's the Griftruvian Man

The public ballsack barcode scanner

That'd have made a great album cover for mid 80s Cameo

Suddenly reminded of the ICHH podcast and "The Cum Conspiracy Episode" wherein this was one of the topics.

BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL

the recent Naked Gun movie had two gags involving the taint tanner and there just wasnt enough time for me to explain to my dad that it is a real product people use

I know I could make Tucker Carlson cry. Total pussy.

This whole crowd of dipshits is one I’d love to see a bus just barrel through a crowd of.

Holy shit this is so similar to a scene from the Naked Gun remake that I figure the writers had to have seen it. That movie just keeps getting better and better

They've just been getting crazier and crazier.

Oh that is what Naked Gun '25 was referencing.

Men will do anything but eat a vegetable in the name of health.

When you get one of those ball tanning devices you gotta make sure you don’t accidentally get the Testicle Vaporizer 9000 (identical in appearance) (makes you either trans or scheming eunuch depending on model)