Sandra Lee Semi-Automatic

Racism makes you stupid, because to accept this you need to jettison all reality from your brain…or have a worm eat it.

Bluesky has four kinds of users

I live in a rural town and, like, I don't know how to tell you this, but the girls play on the boys team and vice versa all the time because otherwise we don't have enough players for a game and it's literally always fine so stop being weirdos about kids sports and just let trans kids play.

He tried to read an elementary economics text; it bored him past endurance, it was like listening to somebody interminably recounting a long and stupid dream.

Well gatdayum that was a movie

lula

buddy, i think i might know where you went wrong

remember, anyone could be a stand user.

Same energy

Has anyone ever been like, "oh thank god someone's ranting about Jesus outside and they brought their sound system"

Period products. I have a rayon allergy so I was pretty limited. Now there are like 40 different kinds of menstrual cups at cvs as well as 100% cotton tampons.

When I was a child thousands of people died needlessly every year because seat belts were not compulsory.

The whole world no longer smells like cigarettes.

the cuyahoga river.

This is not the Amy Acton's mother I have come to know this week for condemning her molested daughter. If true, this holds grave implications for my views of a public figure I endorsed merely for harboring a fugitive pedophile for decades.

Ramaswamy has produced an attack ad weaponizing the rape of his opponent, Amy Acton, when she was 12 years old. It features Acton’s mother, who abandoned Acton after she was raped by her step-father, fleeing the state with her husband. Here is the corporate money helping fund that ad.

my cat when i put a scratching post next to the couch to entice him into not destroying said couch

Nah. I'm good.

"It's not me. The state just has a rule that doctors have to sue their patients who are behind on payments. It's a rule the restaurant HAS–"

"I supported the party that wants to take away my job and my porn and my games and my stimulants and my chicken nuggets and my breathable air and my future generally because they laughed and clapped when I was mean to the imaginary blue haired barista in my head. The world,,, has failed me."

If you’re still mad about lockdown in 2026 I’m gonna just assume you hate your children. Everytime someone complains about the U.S.s pathetic attempt at a lockdown all I hear is “the government made me talk to my kids during a work week when they should have been in the Covid thunderdome!”

This irony from the country without automatic family reunification. If you want more kids perhaps stop splitting families apart like mine.

I've been really into lemonade lately again and I always think about this post

this is why the price of tinned halibut has gone down. you’re welcome

I always think about what Mac from Always Sunny said about his transformation

42 years old and no chest hair. what’s HIS excuse?

Dr. Amy Acton's campaign is out with a statement:

Look how they desecrate hamburger church

Unconscionable to be on “X” at this point. Just a cesspit. Except for banking; I do my banking there & don’t see a problem.

fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood

sorry but i'm sick of hiding the truth. it's Santa Claus

did candy crush write this

Hmmm interesting. I’m just gonna keep posting and hope that does it.