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I kind of wish I had 100 billion dollars literally out of sheer curiosity over whether this would somehow in itself turn me into a moron

I would genuinely and sincerely rather go wash dishes at a dairy queen than work at a place where I had to treat this preposterous knob's fake innovation seriously

The origination stories of these tech “geniuses” should be repeated: online way to rate girls, inheritance from SA mines funding a city guide, etc. No Nobel level ideas there.

I suspect that at some point there will be an app that erases these glasses from someone's face to lower the dork factor, similar to those fake backgrounds on zoom calls.