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He's a dollar store Zorro

Since he has never had a single original idea, he is trying to recreate what musk stumbled into (Because he wrongly believes musk either 1) Is like that or 2) actually did that rather than it all happened TO him)

Serious question. Are these genuine or is it the king's court telling the king how amazing he is. This feels like over the top ass kissing. But I can't tell. To be fair I'm on the other end of the spectrum and take a compliment as just being polite or a cynical ploy.

He needs to compete with Elon. No easy feat.

I kind of wish I had 100 billion dollars literally out of sheer curiosity over whether this would somehow in itself turn me into a moron

Also, provide a sidebar on how much money they got from taxpayers from all sources, and how much money they’ve lost.

right place, right time, utterly unremarkable person

yeah Karl, respect the bag AND the chain

And he's taken ninja training!

Vibes & AI Glasses

I suspect that at some point there will be an app that erases these glasses from someone's face to lower the dork factor, similar to those fake backgrounds on zoom calls.

Can anyone name a single thing Meta/FB has built in the last 15 years that is even 100th as successful as the projected success of their AI goals?

I imagine quite a lot of this is fueled by a personal marketing campaign and he almost certainly has a paid staff whose job it is to keep him elevated in the news.

‘Innovation investment’ - AKA ‘Tax Evasion’

It is so incredibly weird how a random idiot can get lucky a single time and suddenly the press assumes they must be some super-genius. And nothing can dispel this! He literally rebranded the company with his most recent hilariously incompetent failure, and it didn't dent his image at all.

I'm told it takes a very high IQ to come up with legs for a digital model...

One of those things that's alternately horrifying and hilarious, depending on my mood. Too many of those of late.

I’ve said it a million times, but the greatest evidence that Zuckerberg stole the idea for Facebook from those dumb dumb twins is the fact that he hasn’t had a single successful idea since.

”Artificial Dumbass“ that “understands you?” Get out. There’s the door. Zuckerberg sucks

But that was *his* peak achievement. Imagine Milli Vanilli still on tour in 2026 (but immensely rich), still looking for their next hit.

Can't media blitz his way out of wasting nearly 100B on metaverse

Those birth control glasses are interesting

Zuck would get way more traffic if he just went back to letting random dudes rate women they’ve never met

It’s crazy how people equate being rich to being smart.

It’s so obvious outside the media bubble, too. I graduated in 2007 and at the time, getting a job at Facebook was like a high prestige thing. Now it’s just embarrassing to admit that you work there

EXCITING

I mean in the last 10 years the only major feature upgrade to FB I've noticed has been "Reels" and it really sucks

Because that's not good for business. He needs more clicks to make more money, so it's going to be mostly bots interacting with bots to pretend there's something worthwhile in between the ads.