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it's true

You forgot how he change the world by being a bitcoin maxxer…

Every "Tech bro" at this point is basically like a jock who's crowning achievement was being on the varsity team in high school. Except for these guys its "I created a social media platform 20 years ago" like that is the limit of who they are

Nah it’s perfect like this. 7 likes was more than i even expected.

☝️

...at best.

In more ways than one: He and his cohorts wrote the code for Twitter in Ruby, back when Ruby (and Rails) was in no way ready for anything commercially major. That’s why the whale kept appearing so often.

I like it, and agree. I call them lottery winners. Someone was always going to win this thing. It's random, though it does require buying a ticket. So they did that. Also, did you want "sidled up to" or "saddled up" re Musk?

I read "sycophancy bubble" and think "has no real friends."

Fair enough

"Sidle" is the apt choice in context; "saddle up" does not have a transitive usage in standard English. Which does not detract in the least from your well-made case that Dorsey is a stupendous dipshit.

well said

Did you catch Jack in his ball -slapping ritual? 😐 www.reddit.com/r/wallstreet...

dorsey gets high huffing his own farts.

"Bloviations of the Unremarkable" -- good ironic band name, or good way to describe cable talking head shows

I feel the same about most tech bros

^^^This^^^

Hi Karl… art director here. You lose credibility using ai slop art. Use humans for art.

I totally forgot about him.

Subscribed!

Correct.

i was hoping i wouldn't have to unfollow you dorsey was instrumental to mulitple major tech innovations - twitter - square - bsky misdunk, bro. dorsey is one of the good ones

Indeed

shit, this was good. *sips coffee* real good. Writing like this is why I follow Karl.

no reason to read this dude anymore

Yes, he's a pointless dipshit, and so is everyone that uses genAi for any reason. infact, they are worse.

K

I could have gone on at nauseating length about all the dumb shit he says and does

ok bye bye

"ow, my freakin' eyes!"

As are most of his tech bros 👆

hire a fuckin artist

I *wondered* who was holding up the Soros checks

if you're life is so meaningless you want a blue check mark to focus on your own self worth, go back to the Nazi funded element #Blue