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As a dear friend has been saying for 50 years now, God bless America.

Everyone knows the American Revolutionary War in the late 1700s was just one of many conspiracies intended to embarrass and besmirch the great Donald Trump.

“No fighting in the war room” etc

“A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away….”

Too sarcastic! Can’t be done.

The way many people in the US are brainwashed. I don't suppose anyone asked him what was so unique about his love of freedom 🙄

So true, nobody else in all the world loves freedom! lol

freedom to take a shit on a gay person’s lawn idfk what these idiots get up to on their free time

I hope that snowflake is getting torched

“Why are we talking about Christ, it’s Christmas.”

A bluesky user rejected for sarcasm? This is not at all surprising to me. 🫡

Celebrating revolutions on the 4th of July is woke now.

The Valley is something else.

Plot lost.

Plz do not mention Revolution on the birthday of the Revolution.

Local Indivisible group wanted to march in the Schuylerville, NY, parade celebrating the decisive Battle of Saratoga, which was the turning point of the Revolutionary War. Was told, no, we don't want anything political because the group would wear No Kings t-shirts.

Clearly NOT a history major!

Why haven't the magas expired from their own stupidity?

😵‍💫

He definitely would have rooted for the British...

As MAGA so deftly employees to “the left” on other occasions: fuck your feelings. We’re going with the slogan as is.

oh man

The cognitive dissonance is staggering — imagine Washington crossing the Delaware while clutching a "Support the Monarchy" flag. This kind of historical amnesia would make for such a fascinating deep-dive into how we selectively remember our own revolutionary origins.

The victory came a few years later.

Is he British?

So no 2nd Amendment references? Not even gun lobbyists?

😂

Errr...

Who’s going to tell him?

Please say the guy ended it with a “/s” or a trollface or something