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Endless tales of micro penises and raging anger issues should make for good TV.

My husband came home after his shift and beat the shit out of me because I looked “a little too Hispanic”, I think I can fix him if I get him another kid to show my loyalty. r/AmITheAsshole

How about a series - Lube and testosterone suppliers to ICE.

Well I think the US has been "dumbed down" enough Maybe more of 'Reading 🌈 rainbow' No more. Making them normal is wrong. Like how many swamp people live in the US and have that kinda on $$ No more. Reality TV is the devil..

It would be a subversive way to keep abolishing ICE on the general radar but, Lord, would it be bleak.

I’d uncancel my Netflix subscription for that

Should go to bravo

Stepdaughters of ICE -- joining up with the Epstein victims.

Hahahahahaha that's genius

😂

That would be good reality TV.

Essex Girls ICE ex-wives

I dont want to know them either.

LOL....oh, yes. This.

Sounds like a way more heartwarming broadcast than 'the real housewives of the gestapo'...

I think they are part of why America is brain-dead now. But, this would be educational😂

I wouldn’t watch it, I despise violence against women.

Always a woman.

The Real Ex-Wives of ICE Nazis

Hopefully it becomes a series. I love Netflix series!

I’ll pay for a new subscription to see that.

The Beat and Broken

So true.

They get audited too tho, all that pillow talk encouragement and reinforcement comes from a place of fear and hatred of the left. The wives are their subcutaneous personal influencers.

The Real Ex Housewives of Ice

Double feature wi the Murder, he liked series

I'm here for it. 💜

stop giving them and criminals like them the platform. NO. Same with all these crime dramas about the killers and not the victims. Sick of that shit.

Didn't they already do a witness protection show?

Better yet Trad-wife's of ICE: Bumfuck Idaho.

"We can't capture these documentary interviews fast enough, there's THOUSANDS OF APPLICANTS" ✌🏾

The hubris of thinking that the ex that you abused would lie for you!

Ex-wives, ex-girlfriends of ICE members.... come out with your truths. 👏👏👏👏

Starring Honey Boo Boo

Big franchise material. I congratulate you.

I still think man on the street interviews about how government works would be hilarious 😆

Me, early 2024, "To all documentarians out there (hello Ken Burns) please do something, anything, to show the 21st century immigrant story. It will be a much needed light to this on going saga & perhaps change the course of history". But hey, what does a 3rd generation 🇵🇱🇩🇪 immigrant know anyway.

Could work on Bravo too. Place it after Below Deck and Andy Cohen Live. My wife would watch.

I'd watch it.

Brilliant!

👍🍿

It’ll get canceled mid-season in season 2.

😄😄

Tweaked meme to add the appropriate red cap! 🤨

oh NO, ANDY COHEN AND BRAVO. C'MON, THE REAL EXWIVES OF ICE HOUSEWIVES.

Put on TV, for free, every Saturday night for 30+ years.

😏I agree that the majority of ICE men are single, divorced and separated from their children…due to violence and abuse…that’s why they’re able to pick up and move wherever whenever…no family ties

Thanks for making me laugh👏👏🙏

Sounds like an ultra violent thriller of a dystopian reality we are now live in.

Hotwives of ICE I’m pitching this one straight to pornhub.

50% in memoriam, given that lot. 🫩

The now and future exes. They could call it Cubular Belles.

Fantastic pitch!

I would watch it

I’m not racist, I have a black eye.

Hopefully, more ex-wives will voluntarily come forward with information about shitty ICE employees.

Sounds like a Bravo TV series too.

You debauched deviant. I'll get the popcorn.

Holla!!! Love it!

Great idea! You’re the second gay ass bitch I can get behind on this platform!

Post of the day nominee

Yes. Yes. Yes. OMG YES

Adult Children of ICE would be a harder watch for all of us, I think

people who cannot self regulate.

Yes I'd watch that for sure.

I expect a lot of real big and obnoxious laughs in reference to the ex-husbands' manliness and virility. Nothing cracks a small man like women laughing.

This is dead genius

I love it!

You have a *winner*!

Scheduled right after, or before, ex-wives of MAGA?

They'd be fools not to buy it!

‘She lived to tell the tawdry tale …’

There's only enough material for, like, 5 ten-episode seasons. But while the show is in production, I sadly think there will be more.

"The Real ICE Ex-Housewives"

Excellent

I would watch

"Ice Queens" is sitting right there.

Protect these women

I kind of think I won't be all that interested in seeing their stories. Doesn't sound like a group of people that I would like very well.

None of them have even been on a date. Married? No.

Real Ex-Wives of ICE

Ain’t nobody on that show because ICE is full of fat unmarried and unloveable incels. Try this: “Former Female co-workers of ICE workers who wouldn’t accept drinks or rides from them and complained multiple times to HR about how they made them feel”.

I wouldn't actually watch it, but I support you.

Not so sure any of them are married? To real women anyway?

don't sleep on the franchise potential beee. EWI-Dallas, EWI-El Centro, EWI-Tallahassee...

I'd watch that! 🍿🍿🍿

TUDUM!

Excellent!!

✔ 👏🏼 👏🏼

Sleeping With The Enemy

There's enough material for daily episodes for 20 years.

Now that’s a show I might even watch.

What a great reality show pitch. Stick it between Celebrity Probation and Sperm Bank Impossible.

💥

You should pitch it to bloom house. They're the ones putting out all of the good documentaries that you see on Netflix

It's like the ex-wives of January 6th! I love it!!!!!

Bravo @bravoandy.bsky.social

“But Trump told us running a government was easy and it was mostly shortcuts and getting rid of what you don’t understand!”

Yes!!! The Real Ex-Wives of Ice!!!

Id re-sign up for Netflix to see this.

They are ready!!! Which camera?? LFG🔥👏

Or at least a really in-depth glossy magazine spread 🎁

Hulu might be actually interested. They could do it as a spinoff of Handmaid's Tale.

Too true.

Or get laid. #incelrageisreal

😂

I'd watch that.

@netflixbrasil.bsky.social

Yes, but can Sasha Cohen play one of the wives, the only fake one?

Nice concept 😁

and more episodes than Law and Order: SVU. Different names but just one script: a**hole magat in life, first in line for ICE