Carpe Derpum

Carpe Derpum

@carpederpum.bsky.social

1967 - current Translator, traveller, eater of good food and drinker of wine, ruiner of otherwise perfectly good parties with acoustic guitar version of Wonderwall. Responsibilities include: opening the door for the cat, forgetting why I came into rooms

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I suspected all along that Andy Burnham would just be Keir Starmer with a northern accent and that suspicion appears justified. He's no different, he's no better, he's just the same piece of shit.

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"We should take the land because God commanded us to". When we say Zionism is racism, that woman is exactly who we're talking about. And Andy Burnham wants to call that motion antisemitic? Andy, you prick, go listen to that woman speak and tell us she sounds reasonable. I fucking dare you. Cunt.

This is today, repeating hasbara from the 50-60s. Arab countries broadcast the opposite: Palestinians should stay in their homes + would have severe penalties for fleeing. They fled because of Israeli artillery bombardment, psych warfare, the advancing Israeli army, and Israeli expulsion orders.

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8 people lost an eye 2 had their faces shattered and needed extension reconstruction surgery 5 had limbs amputated 14 more had life changing injuries Imagine the outrage if ONE of these injuries happened to the French Police But they do this and not one charge against them

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BBC News just interrupted its coverage to go, live, to Nigel Farage - a man with no contitutional standing in our setup - responding to the budget - a document which nobody has seen yet. WHY

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Lula "We cannot have monstrously huge corporations earning millions & billions, paying no taxes to this country & trying to steer this country's election results." So many countries have this problem and need to slay this beast.

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60 people have now died in ICE custody since Trump's return to office. Our country is set to spend $268 BILLION on mass deportations and detentions through the end of Trump's term. Instead of death and cruelty, imagine what we could have invested that money in instead?

youtube.comThe Hidden Cost of Trump’s CrueltyRemember when Trump claimed his cruel deportation agenda would help American workers?He couldn’t be more wrong. Watch.

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Funny how an American Muslim candidate is often questioned about extremism, linked to radicalism, and called names by Trump and his ilk. I wonder why they don't ask Jewish American candidates about Israel, the genocide in Gaza, the West Bank, or what lies children in Israel are taught about Muslims?

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Green MSP Kate Nevens and SNP MP Lara Bird have been kidnapped by Israel for trying to enter Palestine. The Prime Minister should be demanding their immediate release.

I guess it is a basic requirement that you be an absolute shit human being to be a techbro.

Purge Palantir@purgepalantir.bsky.social

"Thiel believes in the role of elites—if you don’t keep people under an authoritarian regime, episodes of violence will occur. He believes there is an elite of visionaries like himself who should lead the world & the tech companies that created AI should operate freely, w/o regulation or limits.”

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"Thiel believes in the role of elites—if you don’t keep people under an authoritarian regime, episodes of violence will occur. He believes there is an elite of visionaries like himself who should lead the world & the tech companies that created AI should operate freely, w/o regulation or limits.”

english.elpais.comPeter Thiel, the tech oligarch who believes in the AntichristThe PayPal founder is probably the most influential figure in the technology industry in decades. He spreads conspiracy theories, but he is not an eccentric divorced from reality: he saw Trump’s rise ...

This illustrates that Israel is a country founded on racism, that Israelis are racist (or ethnic supremacists), and that there is no path to peace, much less justice, that will satisfy Israelis except the "solution", which, like Hitler's Final Solution, is a genocide.

BladeoftheSun@bladeofthes.bsky.social

I want to remind people about the Israeli elections. Eight Political Parties, 8! Every single one refuses to recognise a Palestinian State and claims Gaza and the West Bank as Israel, while refusing to leave Lebanon or Syria. All to be achieved with Ethnic Cleansing/Genocide.

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I want to remind people about the Israeli elections. Eight Political Parties, 8! Every single one refuses to recognise a Palestinian State and claims Gaza and the West Bank as Israel, while refusing to leave Lebanon or Syria. All to be achieved with Ethnic Cleansing/Genocide.

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Israelis now want our Congress, our money, to investigate October 7th. Congress damn well better not dare. Not until every innocent Palestinian and Lebanese life taken by the Israelis over the last 80 yrs is investigated. That will explain why October 7th happened. Jackie Rosen can F off.

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Left wing leaders all over the world have congratulated Lula on his win over the Bolsonaro's, Trump, Israel and the fascist big tech billionaires. Silence from Andy Burnham.

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Kevin Maguire is spot on, all this talk about people stocking up is part of a wider lobbying campaign to increase defence spending. And as Kevin points out, the UK is already the 6th biggest defence spender in the world.

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Liberals are far too concerned about the SENSIBILITIES of the IDEOLOGY of the RACIST ETHNO-SUPREMACISTS than how that ideology manifests onto its victims who have been silenced by liberals

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The Palestine Project@palestineproject.bsky.social

Israeli occupation forces released Palestinian doctor Mazen al-Rantisi, 71, from Ofer prison on Sunday after nearly four months in detention, with visible signs of physical abuse on his body.

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Lula says action must be taken against the US Big Tech billionaires who tried to fix the Brazilian elections Brazil has the 2nd most Social Media users after the USA If Brazil banned US Big Tech and launched their own Social Media it would be a crippling blow to the US Fascists

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It's really important to pay attention to the fact that Lula beat the fascist candidate not by compromising and trying to meet fascist voters in the middle, but by sticking to his guns, promising prosecutions for election interference, and mobilising his own voters to turn out in greater numbers.

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🇷🇸 SERBIA. Wow! A student-led coalition spent 2 yrs protesting corruption. They created a diverse list of parliamentary candidates who ousted the far-right autocratic party of 14 yrs. The Student List won 53% of the vote. 140 of 250 seats. Pollsters say 67% turnout was the highest since 1992! 🧵

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Half a million West Bank invaders, nearly all white Jewish, are entitled to vote in tomorrow's election, while the 3.5 million Palestinians residents there, nearly all Arab, are not. This is exactly, definitionally, apartheid.

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Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.