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But we have Turbo Stupidity. Moves at the speed of Ignorance.

I dunno. Turbo cancer might be an accurate way to describe certain "vaccine experts" and "economy experts" and "military experts" and "food safety experts" and "human rights experts" and "Constitutional law experts". Feel free to add any "experts" that come to mind.

...there is.

Dr Tran has been decommissioned. Over and Out.

Now I have Judas Priest in my head.

Maybe they think their overpowered muscle cars have a disease.

I’m honestly amazed at how much of anti-vaxxers’ jargon creeps into mainstream. Amazed and very scared.

yes, and Big Mattress is hiding them from you

i heard that pancreatic cancer was pretty damn aggressive. then a month later I heard they have a vaccine for it

There is such a thing as Radar Love!!!

I consider myself having quirky cancer

Turbo cancer sounds like a kid’s way of saying it’s in multiple organs or multiple parts of the body

There is such a thing as "turbo ignorance" though.

Is turbo cancer like at the end of Videodrome?

Damn, was hoping anti vax meant they were more likely to get cancer 😹

You only say that cuz you're not on the turbo team.

The more technical term is "cancer of the turbo."

That deserves a big old FOLLOW for more science.

It's used alongside the phrase "turbo-mansion," described in Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel! (2014) by Borderlands 2's main antagonist, Handsome Jack, as, "A mansion, made of other... Smaller mansions."

How about calling the MAGA CULT Death Invaders …& Bobby Jr is definitely Emperor Palpatine!

"Turbo cancer" alleges an association between mRNA vaccines with rapidly-worsening cancer, based on trace amounts of "DNA contamination" In reality, even DNA vaccines have no association with cancer, let alone mRNA. They do not alter the patient's DNA, so they do not cause cancer

As far as I know turbos are rotating engine type contraptions. Technically. Cancers do not typically rely on compressing or indeed moving air at all.

Please don't lump us plague enthusiasts with anti-vaxers. We can enjoy more plagues if we can survive them.

call them pro-death

Are you sure? I read testimonials from both Santa Claus and The Easter Bunny that vaccines gave them turbo cancer! You're not calling both Santa Claus and The Easter Bunny liars, are you??

Trumpo-cancer? That’s a real term, surely?

#30million8/30 Keep talking about The Rule of Law Over 200,000 people were prosecuted worldwide for Nazi war crimes and crimes against humanity following World War II. Every Republican, we will be coming for you. NEXT NATIONWIDE MASS PROTEST 8/30 RISE UP! OVERTHROW!

I wish there was no such thing as anti-vaxxers.

Turbo stupid

putting flame decals on my cancer to prove you wrong rn

I reckon they invented that term because they can't spell "acute metastasization". 😬

Weird, it sounds so scientific!

Antivaxxers make up a lot of things; including 99.9% of the deaths they falsely attribute to #vaccines. If they were truly confident in their position, they wouldn’t need to constantly lie.

But consider: it's funny to say "damn this job is gonna give me turbo-cancer" when I walk into the lab and see the big hazard sign on the door with an asbestos and radiation warning

It shows up in AI google responses.

Oh shoot. What else did they make up?!

If there's no such thing as turbo cancer, how do you explain all the people who have died of TURBO Cancer?

Proud to have played a part in documenting exactly this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbo_c...

Oh… I thought they were talking about cancer of an Atlantic flatfish.

You're more likely to die from an infection caused by the cancer treatment that wipes out your immune system than the cancer. Cancer survivor here, two years in remission. The NHS were great and took care of me through it all.

If there is a turbo version, I think we all know who needs it pronto.