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Pitch or Prediction?

Fiction or documentary?

Art imitating life!

Oh look! A documentary.

and the terrorists take over Syria with US aid

Or just a bluesky feed?

Thanks for the chuckle…. Wait ….. you’re not saying it’s true are you ????

So a documentary

This is a portrait of a society that has passively bartered away civil rights and left much of the population in squalor, living in slums and surviving in the cracks of a surveillance society that has no use for citizens it can’t monetize. ‘Review for movie Minority Report Sean Axmaker.’

Believe it is the plot for Captain America, Brave New World

Liam Neeson askes for the role.

U.S. government funding for education in developing countries is terminated, and the teenaged boys are angry, uneducated, and ripe for terrorist recruitment. They kill Americans. Everybody dies.

After. After he gets the crucial piece of evidence. Because no one does anything about it, anyway.

You mean a sequel.

Follower Count Zero

Good one

Already done youtu.be/dErSQhCT98E

Pitching reality?

Yep

😭😭😭😭

Spy movie or documentary?

💔💔

Would make a welcome change to the normal, predictable shite endings of most U.S. films 😀

😏

Sounds more like a comedy. Sadly

The noc list was just sent in an email- no need for Ethan to mask up.

Hopefully the person that hires the teenager also, because he ignored the warnings

Good cinema if the last 90% of the movie is just people dying in gruesome, spectacular ways

It's called reality TV, sadly.

Need a twist on that 3rd Act.

So it's a documentary?

I laughed until I cried!

Sci Fi Thriller: Spirit of Lincoln, disturbed by recent developments disenfranchising Americans of African descent and other citizens, rises from Peterson House and undertakes campaign to eliminate perpetrators. Executive branch , Congress and judiciary suffer significant losses.

That's a hell of a movie if you ask me.

So, non-fiction?

Sounds like a dystopian horror flick.

🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯

My pitch: Rogue POTUS demands list of CIA employees be sent to him by unsecured email. CIA creates fake list full of MAGAts and the email is intercepted by all enemy states. Everybody on the list dies.

Oh so it’s a comedy

Let's play a little game with Trump supporters. Assuming that I can keep their attention focused long enough, cite each one of Trump's policies that you believe benefits YOU directly and state specifically HOW that policy actually benefits YOU. This should be fun.

OOH! What if the terrorist gets elected president? go for some tom clancy realism!

I wouldn’t watch it. Far too removed from reality!

I like the one where "EE"s Great Uncle (East German Stasi) forces Angela Merkle to testify against her own father (who was a lay minister of the Lutheran Church). "EE" an his NAZI relatives are garbage.

Sounds like whistleblower stories on USAID and corruption cover ups… uncanny you mention this scenario at this precise time

It's called The Recruit and is currently on Netflix

I mean, you're likely to get it made as documentaries are usually cheaper than action movies.

Oscar worthy

Yesterday’s fiction = Today’s reality.

A shame you gave away the ending.

Crappy ending though intriguing

😂😭

Or they don’t get fired their name gets put on a list that “leaks” to Russia

Sounds like real life to me considering what is happening in the world right now....

Starring Liam Nissan

Unfortunately, it's funny cuz it's true...

Too bad that "X-Files" is already taken.

Love this! 😄🙌

Yep. Living it now.

Truth is stranger than fiction sometimes.

I’m ok with the ending, tbh

Perfect

Movie about a CIA agent grooming his own long leashes federally funded terrorists so he can arrest them later, only for them to break the leash (if he meets his arrest quota he gets a nicer office chair) The twist is that it's an action comedy

Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.

Before the end, he joined by FBI outed female lawyer who pulls in discharged USAID who heard thru territorial culture, of planned germ warfare formerly tracked by the CDC, and carried by eastern winds that a covert NOAA special monitors … James Patterson handy?

As the bombs fall over Washingron, Beijing and Moscow, a singular tear falls out of the teen's eye. Ex-CIA: "What's wrong, son?" Teen: *sniffle* "M.. my... crypto..." Ex-CIA: *notices mushroom clouds* "All up in smoke now..."

Netflix 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

And then the teenager shrugs and goes back to playing video games.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Too far fetched, no one will believe it…well, 78mil won’t believe it

You need to call the kid something really dumb and immature. Maybe Big Balls?! 🙄

Nah, too far-fetched.

A little too realistic 🤦‍♀️

We’d be better off with Slough House and the Slow Horses. Exponentially better.

*Pitch for a documentary in a few short months.

You KNow if you ask Nice I think Joe Biden let's all you fools kiss his ass and you know, lick it a little.

Oh who am I kidding, I’m just crying.

When real life becomes art...

Homeland II: The Wrath of Big Balls

I have so much respect for you to have taken the decision to prioritise self growth over a Nazi platform, please let me know anytime you're doing a show in Scotland because I'll absolutely buy a ticket. As long as it's within 50 miles of Glasgow 😉

If it's any consolation, I'm quite liking POV on #r4.

🙌🙌

That’s about the size of it right now

I have one! Condos are built on what was Gaza and they are haunted by every western civilization that tried to f’ with them

Season 8 of Homeland?

You're talking about making a documentary.

the spy who LOLed me

All future movies will just be a documentary of reality There's an episode of south park when the kids are coming up with plot ideas.. but kept on coming up with the same conclusion.. the Simpsons did that! In future a script writer will just say.. Trump did that! How can fiction compete? 🤯🤯💥

I’d watch that- wait…

And that CIA agent that is sworn to protect the homeland from people foreign and domestic, decides to sit back and watch the richest man in the world destroy the constitution

Read lawsuits against DOGE (and more) here www.justsecurity.org/107087/track...

That’s not a movie. That’s just what’s about to happen

Can I be everybody?

yep the enemies are watching

It sounds excellent but receives 29% on Rotten Tomatoes 🍅

I’d go to that movie!

and billionaires get richer, stock market goes up.

Forgive me. I laughed. I’m ashamed of myself.

I know it’s confusing for the liberal elite media to grasp this concept, BUT it is not a DEI hire if the candidate is a white male under the age of 22. Are they inexperienced? Yes? Can they text their moms whenever they have questions? Also, yes. We good now? Sheesh, y’all are stupid.

But it’s okay because the teenager did the International Baccalaureate program in high school and would have done the Model UN if it didn’t conflict with gaming camp.

you make it sound like fiction. Gabbard is a russian agent and everyone knows it.

Start writing before we all die.

Including the agent bc the Lackey burns her identity. Yah, plot twist, the hero is a woman who is sold out by an incompetent boy.

Also, the CIA sends a well-publicized unsecured email with a list of the Agent’s colleagues to the WH, which is intercepted & then used to find & kill all the colleagues.

Can’t believe he’s pissing off CIA! Operatives are the most lethal among us, ruthless. Geez 🫣 Maybe?

And is the teenage replacement’s code name Big Balls?

Pitch for a movie, the CEO of an AI company that recreates all human civilizations and predicts outcomes for modern times, joins with the government who then arrest people based off of the AI predictions. Basically Pre-Crime without people in water.

Reminds me of that old movie “the parralax view “

Seen it.

What’s his mission with the CIA? ☺️ Fighting for democracy? ☺️ Aiding the good guys in a foreign conflict? ☺️

Don't forget that the teen posts the CIA agent's name and contact information on a public database along with dozens of other agents. It's supposed to be a list of corrupt agents. Their crimes? DEI, being assigned to Russia or Turkiye, or working on a FISA case.

Do they rob the treasury before everyone dies? Cause I think I’ve seen this film before.

What a Pathetic time we are living through!

Your ending is comically optimistic.

Hear me out. Robot spies powered by AI, in the metaverse

Sounds like a possible documentary ...

Too realistic, at this point. 🙈

Starting Elon Muscovite as the villain.

It's happening live.

My spy movie pitch. After most of the new agents are exposed CIA unleashes a squad of MILF Dominatrices to capture, torture and neutralize Elons teenage hacker nerds. ( The CIA kind of did this in the 70's. I was there. )

Big Balls

Let's hope this new spy movie comes out before there is no one to see it.

Love a happy ending

Too far fetched. You have to have realism. Like the Mission Impossible films.

And then his name is divulged and he’s killed raking leaves.

It's like one of those dinner theater things where you're also a participant as well as a viewer