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*chokes on tea*

Respected for what?

Can we get them to start with California???

The USA is not for sale! What? They will fix healthcare? Hmmm.

Please buy our state! I want universal healthcare and more holidays, and am willing to pay higher taxes knowing there are no oligarchs taking the rest of my money.

👊👍

Denmark For President.

They can have Texas.

New England is gently used with vintage charm.

Denmark, I’m sure you an already afford Mississippi, Louisiana, & Alabama. We’ll give you a 3-for-1 deal.

The White House phone is being answered by a human right now. ☎️ 202 456 1414 Good time to let them know how you really feel

Well played, Danes

Haha, I posted this before seeing the other comments...

Minnesota is for sale. (I can sell it, right???)

I know he’s only joking but I really wish he wouldn’t get my hopes up like that

Love this! LFG!!!!

At least buy the red states and fix them..

You took the words right out of my ....keyboard. 😁👍 Buy Texas! Please!

Buy low sell high

Arizona's available- especially if you can share some of your cold weather with us.

Greenlanders don't want to be trafficked by President Fathead

I ❤️ 🇩🇰!

Healthcare and Danish pastries? Yes please!

🤣😅😂 Too funny AND Should probably read: ...more than double THE FAKE GROWTH NUMBER PUT OUT BY THE ALWAYS LYIN' TRUMP ADMIN

👏👏💙

Rasmus, my DMs are open 🤙😉

application for being the next on the usa sanction list? 👍😁

And the USA totally deserves the mockery.

Please buy Alaska! He has it for sale and we don’t want Russia to buy it.

As an American, I am willing to donate to make this happen

Start with blue ones. MAGA will sell those.

Please buy Washington State first.

"Let me tell you about Wisconsin. You can fit so many cows in this baby. Plenty of room for cases of Brandy in the back, too!" (slaps trunk)

Like many others in the comments, I would be delighted if Denmark bought my current home state of Nevada or Washington, the state I grew up in.

Maybe Trump can trade Florida or Texas for Greenland if he wants it so bad. Art of the deal.

There are a number of nice states that would take them up on it. The Danes would be right at home in the PNW

I'm game. Please take mine!

And we'd be happy to be part of Denmark.

Hope they buy Colorado. But it'll probably be like Florida

Let’s see: healthcare, paid family leave. Don’t threaten me with a good time.

We're so respected again 🙄 What a fkg shitsow Trumpism is.

NGL, I wouldn’t mind that a bit.

Oh, please, Denmark!!!! - start buying us, pretty sure GoGo Boots is for sale - love, your friend in FL.

Make New York Nordic Again

Could they buy mine?

Excellent Christmas trolling from Rasmus.

Massachusetts volunteers!

I'll sell you Maui for $1 billion. Since I like you, Manhattan for 500 mill.

Start with Wisconsin?

Any States they could afford, they wouldn't want.

Soon Californians will launch a petition to get sold to Denmark... 👌👍

Please buy Pennsylvania

This is exactly what I asked Santa for this year.