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Not real

Trump's death makes Americans question Biden's health.

One can only pray for this to actually happen

So sad, can we hit 8 billion likes?

Cmon man, spoiler alert!!

He's trying to flippantly beat the allegations but as his sense of humor is broke, it just comes off as weird. :V

If only

“Let’s go to Jake Tapper with more on this story and why this reflects poorly on former President Biden.”

beat me to it

Are you suggesting ideas to @nytpitchbot.bsky.social now?

When the Big, Beautiful Event happens, someone will almost certainly write an article with this headline. You'll have to sue them for plagiarism

In all honesty, they may want to be prepared to run against Vance instead of Trump.

You know that is going a headline whenever it happens, right?

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social

That would mean them losing their biggest fundraising tool. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the party conditioned to say "orange man bad" instead of fighting for their own policies would actually be even more lost without him

Grok is this real

I feel obligated to share this for how hard it made me laugh, nicely done

No. Two weeks left. Then he dies like nobody's seen before.

got an actual lol from me

More lies

Brilliant! 👌

The pleasure is all ours

ty for your attention 2 this matter

Take him seriously, not literally!

Bold new direction

Not in ALL CAPS so not his post 😂

YES!!! 👏

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

to the vacecopter!

I’m just waiting for the twist; the medical ailment they’re rushing to hide from the public is Cotard’s syndrome. He’s convinced he died months ago.

What time does the party start and is it BYOB?

I work in locals government. Do I get to stay home?

‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

“….tired of democrat mayors and governors!”

Finally

this is like the fourth time tonight

Robotrump

That's fake. He didn't say "thank you for you attention to this matter." 😄

He tells it like it is

Spooky

This is such a tease.

Don't wish too hard, you might hurt yourself.

Stop giving us hope

Gets internet in Hell?

My god. What a hellish image. Imagine if he dies AND THAT DOESN'T MAKE HIM SHUT UP.

Love this throwback.

I don't think he would actually post this...

Thank you for your attention to this matter

truth nuke

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Get my hopes up why dontcha?

Trump has been dead inside for decades.

You got to leave off with this dead business. There's no real indication that he's nothing more than in end-stage decline wt seriously deficient cognitive ability, so nothing new there. You should, instead, rpt. that he's brain dead, for which there's reams of evidence, growing exponentially daily.

I'm laughing entirely too hard.

So then, will Sept. 1st be celebrated for years to come as Liberation Day?

Unprecedented.

We can dream. 🥺

I wish this was real lol

Could modern science please stop extending this mans life whenever we get so close

Welp. There we have it.

He stole Elvis's line

Well you heard the man!

Absolutely wonderful wish it to be true!😅😂🤣

If this is a real post, it's only so he can claim resurrection tomorrow.

Must have visited Chicago. I died there over the weekend myself.

yuge if true