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Those two words are actually from Vogon Poetry.

Dead-eyed embodiment of content culture meets company no one can explain. Marketing genius.

Jokes on you! Well all of us That ad is the latest clue that we’re all unwitting participants in another of Jimmy’s schemes

I loathe that guy.

have you seen the ads for his Prime Video game show if not, i hope you never do

Happy I missed this one, I think I was taking a dump. Time well spent.

Salesforce Saw Puppet

He’s got the cold, dead eyes of a killer

It's like "Cellar Door," only backwards.

It’s the “colorless green ideas sleep furiously” of the 21st century

I’m very confused by how this person “Mr beast” is so widely known and successfully wealthy from video format. Yet, every time he is witnessed people are terrified by the darkness behind eyes. Like doll’s eyes.

Mr. Breast

No, wait… Mr. Beast Salesforce AI Ad

I'm trying to figure out the shared demographic between Mr. Beast and Salesforce and I'm not seeing a lot of similarities. Pretty weird choice honestly

nvm he’s apparently past 450M now. I hate the algorithm

I literally spit on my phone laughing when I read this. I assume this was a Super Bowl ad? I only watched the Benito Bowl

The only way to top it is to add the word "moist" somewhere.

Mysterious QR code on the Boston Red Line? boo Very Expensive QR code in the superbowl with a bunch of too-cryptic messages in it and a difficult delivery mechanism? $1 million is not big enough to buy my time to solve it.

X - the everything app

I have long assumed it was some sort of psyop aimed at kids, along with whatever roblocks is.

Somehow money, somehow views, somehow his NAME IS MRBEAST I rest my case. Hail Satan on line one, tell him to get his brunch lad back home.

wut

he’s captured an audience of largely children. big time hustler too, a guy who learned how to not say no early on. just a fortunate confluence of factors and work got him to where he is, but he’s still aggressively a YouTuber and internet guy.

oh my god

I see the vision

he’s given interviews where he basically admits the more he’s featured the worse a video does lol

They think hell give them millions of dollars also they grow up in ai slop and he grew in fame during covid so everyone was a little antisocial.

things are dire out there

I don't get it either, he definitely creeps me out, but I can't say a bad word about him in front of my kids without them getting really mad at me. "Dad! He's so nice! He helps a lot of people!!" 🤷🙃

I'm listening on the radio and I swear I heard an ad for a "viral seafood bucket" which has to be a close second

I'm so pissed to have heard his voice now, my streak is broken

Interesting tactic by Salesforce to hire the guy who makes YouTube videos exclusively for 11 year old boys to hawk their product

J.R.R. Tolkien just resurrected to declare this the most horrifying sounding sentence ever uttered in human history, and then died again.

Ha! Try "ongoing jar jar/worf crossover slashfic"

Luke Mones sleeper activation phrase

Even worse than "MrBeast and Jimmy Fallon play game on Tonight Show"?

Loser

Even my 87 year old mom mocked it and she’s never heard of mr beast.

The anti-"cellar door"

They said nothing would ever topple Puppy Monkey Baby.