I thought Greenland was green!

@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social hint hint bitch

Saw an old guy with the craziest drip today

I am once again begging Americans to understand that speeding/red light cameras which only do anything if someone is speeding/goes through a red light, *are not the same thing* as Flock-style ALPR cameras.

the twitter nazi can not be allowed to dictate foreign policy starlink, at minimum, must be nationalized at the next opportunity and other nations should treat him and his businesses like the existential threat they are, instead of someone who can be appeased by tax breaks

I am entirely serious when I say that this should be seen as a moderate position. It specifically and surgically dismantles institutions that did not exist pre-9/11 and assigns their functions much as they were assigned pre-9/11.

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At times like this I like to remind people that Schumer went straight from Harvard undergrad to Harvard law to government, where he's been since 1975. He hasn't talked to a normal person since high school

The part of the election runup where every day brings videos of Trump getting up in front of some battleground audience in his dumb hat and going "frankly you're terrible people, really disgusting. A bunch of stupid people and their awful kids. [long break for laughter and applause] Ugly as shit,"

Hate the fucker with every fiber of my being, but he's right. Biden could've done the right thing and trump would have probably died in jail by now.

Her "immigration status" is that she's been a US citizen longer than either Melania Trump or Elon Musk. The Democrats SHOULD use this opportunity for 100% solidarity with one of their own, and throw the fucking kitchen sink at Trump and his Republicans. I doubt they will but would LOVE to be wrong.

The immutable, unnamed American law of The Dumbest Thing That Can Happen Will Happen dictates that the Democrats will win the House handily, as projected, and take the Senate 51-49, making John Fetterman the most powerful flesh husk in America for the next 24 months.

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If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.

if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time

What's the common ground, Justin, between "we want equal rights and protections and safe and healthy lives" and "we want anyone who isn't a rich cis straight white man to be dead or subjugated"? "We compromised at 2nd class citizenship for the poor and only killing half of the LGTBIA population"

Elon musk is literally feeding cats to Tesla's....

We need to rephrase the whole discussion in terms of hazardous products, instead of "minds". And then we need to make sure that there's liability. A model hacks someone? Put a C-suite guy in jail. A model produces sexual harassment material? Put a C-suite guy in jail. Watch how fast things get safe

“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap

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I'd rather have an economy that makes 1,000 millionaires than 1 billionaire.

voters should be doing shit to tech companies that republicans try to do to the post office

This is probably unconstitutional, but the roberts court will rubber stamp it anyway. All that will be left is finance and comp eng degrees from PragerU

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

saw this on an ACT UP poster from 1988 at the Poster House museum today. the more things change :)

This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY

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