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Very wet From a perspective of water

Aside from hydration and survival, water is your enemy

😂🤭

Green algae reflecting pools and a massive "8647" carved into the public turf. Cause and effect. 2/2

Trump's new proclamation:

In a fight between water and trump, I'll take water every time.

Two complex problems, two attempts at over-simplified solutions based on ignorance and greed, same completely predictable outcome (failure). They are the same story.

Hate you for this. It was right there ! 👏

No pool too big, no strait too small for this regime to F it up regardless

President who can’t keep a pool of water one mile from his house free from algae, thinks he can control the Strait Of Hormuz.

"¡Viva Gulf of Mexico!" they've been heard to shout

Water is Trump's nemesis.

Don’t forget low flow toilets!

@mercoglianos.bsky.social

Best use of that meme I've seen in a long time.

Wait a minute -- the arm on the right needs to be bright green, okay? Accuracy counts!

Water is his weakness. And his ankles

Here's #AltText which I sure wish this poster would include Meme image of two very muscular arms, one with Black skin (left), one with white skin (right). Black guy is labeled Strait of Hormuz, white guy is labeled Reflecting pool. Their clasped hands are labeled Uncontrollable bodies of water.

I see what you did there…

Lol

The Reflecting Pool is looking dirtier, figuratively and literally, than the Strait, if that's possible.

#ETTD

water levels got trump chopped

latest pics of the bloom!

👀🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Perfect juxtaposition on my feed with “huge molasses tank”

omg 😂

Be ungovernerable

Per wife - "Seems like Iran is doing a pretty good job of controlling the Straight of Hormuz"

kind of like his bladder

Both of which were perfectly fine for decades until a certain reality star took over...

Infrastructure Week loading…

Perfect.

Should rename the Reflecting Pool “The Strait of Warm Ooze.”

Damn strait

Bless the genius who came up with this.

....with a cesspool swirling around them.

Boys innocently holding hands is where it starts. Many never get past this stage. Anecdotally one man was asked what was the strangest sexual experience he had and as it just happened to be with a woman he suddenly realized he was gay. Happy Gay Pride 🏳️‍🌈 Month America 🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Trump's fav bands are Dire Straits and Creedence Clearwater Revival

He's running out of things he CAN control.

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Kudos. Well done. Words of that type and to that effect.

Triggered. I like my pools soupy green.

The MOU with the Algae has been released and it doesn't look good for the White House politically. Voters are not gonna be happy we are sending the Algae $200 billion.

Same energy as putin and mbs hi-fiving 😂

the rule is if you make me snork laugh you get a follow

maybe he has a pool guy for the straight too?

"Be the water." Buddha

ANTIFA water

USE ALT TEXT PHIL

I'll take "What bodies of waters should have been left alone?" for 300 Billion Dollars, @kenjennings.bsky.social

I don’t think the word ‘reflection’ is in his vocabulary.

Oh, it will be a nice wetland for sure — it might become the epicenter of the next mosquito-transmitted public health crisis and pandemic. It’s just a matter of time. The summer season is early yet. 🦟🦠😷🌅

Love that movie

Make Algae Great Again.

I don’t get it. They’re both easily controlled.

This administration is so bad, we delayed St. Patrick's day until the 4th of July.

also maybe making your dog vomit.

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See also British rivers - they’re polluted as fuck.