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you know what they say about the second best time

the mad footballer?

Surely meant to say Gleam 🙂‍↕️

Declarative realtime programming now!

Unprecedented trolling.

could have gone mainstream had they named it "ermahlang!"

not Elixir? Erlang proper?

Lots of talent, yes yes

THANK YOU

*klarna voice* Erlang is optimal

Lisp.

erts erts erts erts erts erts erts

@gleam.run come get your boy

yes bro obviously

Gleam would be sweeter than Erlang, but with the same BEAM VM :-)

Lean

Ah, you can still just throw all in RabbitMQ and be fine :D

mnesia is a top-tier dbms name.

what is go if not erlang without fault isolation and recovery and also go's got shared memory concurrency which i guess is enabling at development time but also i don't really--uhhh.. i'm glad it's not my pager

👀

Sure thing boss, sure thing

The world is not ready

Yup

claud can just port everything to erlang

the cookie haunts my nightmares

was waiting for this post. thank you

yaml and rust