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Pitching in baseball is the kind of circumstance that can give rise to complex life forms. The pitcher is both part of the team and in isolation from the team and in opposition to much of the team’s membership. In this way, the team may some day form a sort of collective consciousness or “hive mind”

Abortion is illegal in multiple states because every republican appointed justice lied about how they would vote.

google: "we have made the only LLM that can design a distributed system without vomiting. also, it cannot write sql. this follows our previous llm, which was too neurotic to write code at all and acted like it was afraid of being beaten."

Republicans are the party of rape.

Anyway I think Cybersecurity Awareness Month actually worked this year.

Muted atmosphere in the office today as the Brazilian expat contingent nurse a potentially life threatening collective hangover

What an absolutely wonderful and deserved victory. May this be the long last start of the youth revolution in Europe. ✊

“We’re going on an adventure!”

call me when the distributed juul rogue cluster comes online

This is all just an elaborate trick to convince people that Methodists are acceptable

Look in your early 20s you just want to go to the milk bar, wear a codpiece, and be hooligan. We all remember. But then something happens. You take some time, get back into Beethoven, and realize you were doing it wrong. It’s all part of the circle of life

Holy shit Ursula in Kiki’s Delivery Service is dubbed by Janeane Garofalo, simply the best casting in history

I have said it before, and I will say it again: the UK countryside is full of interdimensional portals. All you have to do is keep your eyes open and look carefully for them... tomcox.substack.com/p/20-of-the-...

Tablet pen pressure in #picotron

It cannot be stressed enough that the admin created this process in a *deeply* authoritarian project to bind in ordinary soldiers by forcing them to vote to discharge their peers and every rejection or even protest undermines that a little bit more

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God winning any of Texas, Kansas, Mississippi would be amazing actually

That said in constitutional monarchies I think emergency cybersecurity comms should be vested in the Royal Family, give the kings and emperors something useful to do with themselves

God if software were secure I’d be so goddamn unemployed

Need a “Maggie’s Last Party” equivalent for Punished! Hillary, can be any genre as long as it goes hard

this should scale—anyone who dismissed or downplayed warnings should be disregarded for the foreseeable future

I am going to continue to Not Shut Up about this.

Writing for children in a Spider-Man movie?! Well I never!

I know this will piss off some mutuals, but I stand by “this is fucking unacceptable.” Vote for Democrats. And if you think it’ll protect your rights to vote no, you’re wrong. Republicans don’t protect anybody’s rights and if they say they’re protecting yours, they’re lying This is wrecker shit

AIMA review: sometimes things get a little hinky but people will go to great lengths to help a kid out. Honestly if you can’t hack it with that this is probably not the country for you

Incredible use of the format

Diz-me isto nas minhas veias actualment

Don't mistake legitimate critiques of liberal individualism into a full dematerialisation of your own choices in life. Movements are just gatherings of people making choices.

What is the point of the UK?

Hell yeah

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"are you a collectivist or an individualist" i am fucking your mom

bring like 4 friends to your local dem party which will be a bunch of women in their 50s and 60s and you can probably take over the joint in a couple years because those older women will be so fucking glad to pass the torch to someone who cares you will have to do the work though it is work

Hell yeah dog another W for my boy Pete Hungary

What’s it going to do, be very slow at linear algebra at my fridge?