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me reaping me sowing

On his knees to China. trump is a weak, pathetic imbecile.

What incentive does China have to do that? The US has proven it cannot be trusted.

@housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov YOU confirmed Rubio

They're closing it. youtu.be/Sy6kR_MuIAQ

The century has never been more Chinese

Yeah, I’m sure they’ll get right on that.

Another well thought out move from this big, beautiful administration. Or is it a calculated effort to raise oil prices worldwide for tRumps Saudi pals?

What a mess. Amateurs are running the WH.

Of course China will help. I mean our relationship with China couldn’t be better. Come on Bestie! Help a girl out.

Oh yeah- that orange fuckwit has fucked around, now he (and unfortunately us with him) is gonna find out. Worthless scum-sucking pig has royally fucked everyone.

Remember when everyone who voted for Trump said he was going to decrease the price of groceries and gas? And keep us out of foreign conflicts. www.newsweek.com/what-trumps-...

Agreed

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Trump hates China. Now he wants favours

Maybe the US would remove their tariffs in exchange?

Just comical

Beggars

I hope China isn't pragmatic this time. Screw it

Close the Strait!

Poke the bees nest and not expect any sting/pain in the oil markets? Kinda guessing that Iran will play their best cards to disrupt the aggression of the west. What other weapons could they possibly use to hurt their opponents? 🧐 Restrict oil or full surrender are their only options! 🤯

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@jvl.bsky.social 😭🇨🇳

In Brazil, we say: "ninguém mandou ser otário".

Wow. The most impotent SoS ever.

Begging to China… holy shit…

No, I would not like consequences to go along with my actions. Thank you.

This should go over well 🙄🙄🙄🙄

do it baby, light those ships up

I am sure they will get right on it.

* Vance’s “unconscious Projections” * * Vance: I empathize with Americans who are exhausted after 25 years of foreign entanglements in the Middle East. I understand the concern, but the difference is that back then “we” had dumb presidents * www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI-K...

China: "Did you care about our opinions when you bombed Iran?"

Ok, was this written by The Onion because it’s laughable

Oh now they wanna work with China for profit not for human safety.

And China says 'Now, about those tariffs....." 😅

Seriously, why doesn't the US (or Israel) just invade and occupy Iran just like the US invaded and occupied Iraq? Yeah, it's a horrible idea but that was a given when the US declared war on Iran on behalf of Israel.

LOLOLOLOL

China to US. Get FCKED.

This is just embarrassing

Seems reasonable for Iran to permit Chinese-flagged vessels through the strait, but blockade US-flagged vessels and US-allied vessels. That way, China can continue to access Iranian oil unhindered, right? After all, China hasn't conducted an unprovoked surprise-attack on Iran.

Pretty please no consequences for the conflict we started.

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Oh everything with this man lately is two weeks two weeks two weeks that his latest thing two weeks

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I'd say China is way less dependent on that strait. This country is relying more and more on renewable energies and sources of C6 other than petroleum (e.g., cellulose). The US, under the evil orange ulcer, is completely oblivious to the fact that other countries will replace petroleum.

no, but they think we are

Lol lmao

So the tRump administration needs “HELP”? Wasn’t the bombing of Iran the perfect and best attack ever imaginable? If no one could do it better Donny, why do you need help from a freaking adversary?

Idiots!!!!!! Didn't think it through!!!

Is this a joke?

Seriously? 🤦🏼‍♀️ Well I guess China can use this now as a bargaining chip in the tariff negotiations. Great deal maker. 🙄

True.

Only because the king asked him to.

Same.

China might not comply. Wild but true. 😉

Gee, maybe we should've thought of that before bombing them

Haha

“Us urges” like thebstrait is goong to be closed by something out of their control The USA literally stealth bombed another country unprovoked

Lol, the "great negotiator" had to go to China to ask them to talk to Iran. It's pretty obvious who the real big dog in the world is.

Now it's panic time.

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Why the fuck would they help? 😂 Trump is a clown and the entire world minus the maga idiots knows it

Lol

LOL 😂😂😂😂

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Oh....NOW we are asking China for help??? STFU!

"Pwease, we didn't mean to shoot ourselves in the foot. Pwease don't cwose it? Pweeeeeasse?"

I'm no diplomat, but shouldn't they have had that discussion BEFORE they bombed Iran?

Oh I’m sure China is eagerly anticipating that call to say GFU. The sheer gall to call for help when you’ve slapped tariffs on them.

This is fucking hilarious. You fucking bombed their country. Now you are begging someone else to go and fix the mess that you caused. (It is not really hilarious, it is terrifying.)

And these are the folk neoliberals think are smart enough to do tactical distractions from files related to a pedophile power broker? Lolz!

Here’s where war with Iran becomes a sticky wicket.

🤦🏻‍♂️ f***ing idiots.

As soon as I heard, I told my wife that this would happen, causing an oil shortage driving up the price of oil, benefiting Putin!

This ☝️ 💯

As if he didn't have to google what that was today

They didn’t consider the possibilities first? Shocking. Said no one.

If they don't do what we say we'll raise tariffs 1000%, that'll teach 'em. smh, what a humiliating time to be an american.

I don't think you DC knuckleheads have much persuasive juice with China. Why don't you ask Tulsi, Kristi, or another of your experienced Maga-ettes to intercede instead? Task Marjorie to shoot down the Iranian forces (Israeli too, who would really know?) with space lasers if they refuse. Easy call.

Should’ve been something our ahole leaders should’ve thought about before they struck Iran. Let’s not forget this isn’t Trumps first attack on Iran. During Trumps first term he took out one of their top leaders Soleimani. I’m sure Iran hasn’t forgot about that.

I’m not sure who Gretchen is in my analogy… Ted Cruz?

Hilarious.... Super aggressive 'murica TELLS one of the countries it's super aggressive with to help with another country it's so aggressive with it's bombed it. The art of becoming more despised by more countries, than any other regime in history, is in here now!

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣. ...because China will listen to crazy clowns from a crazy circus?

CHINA:

They screwed up, and now they want someone to clean it up??? Buy oil from Venezuela, Maduro is offering you a promotional price, only 200 per barrel!!! You brainless, imbecile orange!!

Knowing China they probably recommended Iran to close it, just like how China did not fold on tariffs, they know a good way to hurt the US is through its consumers and businesses

Cucks

We have arrived at the land of Unintended Consequences.

I hope they tell us to fuck off

TACO

Oops.

"Oh no... anything but the consequences of our actions..."

Fez a merda agora aguenta bb

So it was all very well thought out, apparently.

That massive Chinese Jewish community is really going lobby your cause….

Dumb fuck is always 2 step back

War often has unintended consequences, it is always a gamble and the enemy “always gets a vote.”

Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of their actions…

Oil prices are about to spike—and guess who benefits? Russia. More money for Putin’s war machine.

True - now Rubio is on his knees to China.

Sounds like a recruitment effort for WW3

Why not Krasnov to ask his moscow boss to dissuade Iran ?

"The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed"

“Uhh not think of that one…”

Cuz Kraznov only kinda, sorta bombed Iran & says he has no plans for more. Seriously. WTAF?

lol stop embarrassing yourself America… just be garbage and not pretend that you aren’t…

Luckily, the electorate is even dimmer.

GOP ceased to be a long time ago. It's the Trump Party

"Hey, guys, it's Marco. Neo how ma or however you say it. Look, fellas, can you help us out a bit here? Looks like the boss man emptied his diaper a bit and we need a clean up on Aisle Hormuz."