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Kash isn’t tall enough for the rides at Disneyland.

I hope he somehow accidentally sucked in a giant gulp of oily seawater.

Anyone can wangle a work trip to Hawaii, and if they manage that they can snorkel the tropical waters. That's a nice perk, but it doesn't prove you're better than everyone else. To really show you've made it and have achieved exclusivity, you have to snorkel the world-famous gravesite.

Imagine you're the ghost of a restless sailor awakened from your briny rest by intrusion upon your sunken grave and you wake up and this is looking right at you like 👁👁

Halloween party at Arlington coming up

Next we're are gonna hear a story where he cracked open the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier to find out who is in there. What he found may shock you.

he about to Kash out. get replaced by Trump's personal door man or some shit.

We are talking about Hawaii and snorkeling, not about #epstein. So it is working.

Hey it's not like the FBI has anything better to do...like catching serial killers or the like.

Disrepecting mass graves is just par for the course with this Admin. bsky.app/profile/coac...

I think Trump just gets bored and comes up with National Treasure anctics for his staff. "We need to dig up the east wing, there's elenor rooseveldt's rubies down there!"

This is what I keep wondering. Is ChatGPT just coming up with “vacation ideas to own the libs” and being very fuzzy on what liberalism means?

Also why the fuck does he need Navy Seal escorts in the heart of a military base? It's like they took every opportunity to make a corrupt, wasteful, and tacky decision.

I would have forgiven a lot if he hadn’t come back—it’s a dipshit place to goof in, but it’d be a pretty cool place for an FBI director to drown

Sorry. Lemme try again. 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

To be fair he does politically align with the Axis powers sooooo..

“What’s a thing they don’t let anybody else do?” without for a moment stopping to consider why

Next up, rapelling down One World Trade Center with the Green Berets

Not really beating the death cult accusations

It was the first suggested alternative to his original plan to crack open the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier and see if there was any treasure hidden inside.

Pete Hegseth got there first.

I can only assume it was a case of seeing something about snorkling at a shallow wreck somewhere and trying to think whats a cool wreck to do it at...

S'mores on the actual flame

For his next vacation, he's gonna ride ATVs through Arlington National Cemetary.

"what's safer than a deep dive in a personal submarine?"

I feel like it must have been something where the activity was the first step. "I want to have a snorkeling vacation, but I need to do it somewhere that seems official for the documentation.... oh, here's a list of very respected ship tombs... let's just go to the first one on there."

just like "let me go body boarding on Omaha Beach"

This is what I don't get. It's not a stick it to the libs thing, it's not a cool rich person only thing, it's not a corruption thing. How does this even pop into your brain as something you should do???

same kinda thing as that guy throwing a rock at a monk seal there's no actual reason to do that, it doesn't benefit you in any way--just, oh you want me to respect something? fuck you.

Next up, kart racing at Arlington National Cemetery.

kashyap patel, the most unqualified FBI director in the history of the FBI.