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the Secret Service was ON IT there must’ve been a planned “assassination” attempt

The more we learn...the more it's obvious why the other members of the Trump regime are freaking out about her being unearthed.

her like Master of the Gentlemen of the Toilet or something and she becomes the power behind the throne because it's her job to wipe his ass. (historical precedent stg the guy's who wiped King Louis' ass had immense power due to their private access to the king)

That thumbnail is really giving me vertigo...

techbros mole, or ... ?

Whoever manages to find footage of a fight between her and Loomer over who loves Trump more would be set for life.

You be nice to Ivanka Jr.! /s

Exactly the vibe she’s aiming for after she was asked to leave the set of Sinners because she “wasn’t cast” bsky.app/profile/jand...

Susie Wiles hops into the lead! www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Man, once the annoying orange kicks it, Melania could make a killing writing the tell all book.

I got "boil the pet bunny" energy after reading a profile of her.

If you haven't heard of Unity Mitford, definitely look her up. She sounds very much like her.

she’s the same as all the other power seekers, except that they think the genre is political drama and she knows it’s psychological horror

Deep-cover SNL character

She has the vibes of the kind of woman who sex trafficks her own daughter.

(Gonna be a real weird one for people who don't get the reference.)

youtu.be/BX3bN5YeiQs

Also is she an Elizabeth Holmes fan?

I kinda think there’s probably a little cubby where she sleeps under the desk, that way she’s out of the way when she’s not needed and doesn’t freak anyone out by just stepping from a corner you could’ve sworn was empty

God, I can already see the Netflix docuseries

Aside from the subject of the story herself, anyone claiming that Trump has a “father-daughter relationship” with a woman is deliberate in their choice of words. An absolute chaos goblin.

If he ever gets bored and moves on. Well let's just say we might end up thanking her for her service.

I love how they tried to smear Ossoff and now the press is just talking about this weird chick he mentioned and Ossoff has basically been forgotten. It rocks.

for no reason at all, did you know some of Hitler's girlfriends lived into the 1990s? some of them saw Germany reunited after the cold war. I wonder what they talked about with people?

www.nytimes.com/2026/08/18/u...

I had a stalker once. I just blocked her on my phone. Didn't hire her.

Suddenly, I'm reminded of a line from the Green Day song, "Jackass" that seems disturbing appropriate: 🎵"To know you, is to hate youuu... So loving you must be like suicide..."🎵

youtube.com/shorts/tsLKS...

Nailed it.

I would bet $20 she boils at least one pet rabbit at some point in the next two years.

I hadn't heard of this woman prior to yesterday, and I genuinely fear she's going to end it all when It happens.

Fun fact: SUVs don't have "trunks" in the conventional sense, but rather a cargo space inside the climate-controlled interior. Still unhinged behavior, but it's not like she was rattling around in the dark with the spare tire and an open jug of motor oil.

Sounds awesome 👌 NOT piggy #Epsteinfiles

jesus. she's a Manson girl.

Ah, but no need to fawn from a distance if you get all up in there!!! 🫩😭

Single white female, but Ivanka like female.

Irredeemable Trump lovers should be called Harpies.

I was thinking “obsessed groupie” myself

Some of her letters are really strong "battered woman begging for forgiveness from her abuser" energy. Absolutely think she is being treated like a servile doormat, no respect, abuse, all of it.

The obvious EVA BRAUN analogy comes to mind

Yeah Manson or Ted Bundy groupie for sure.

If she ends up going full Fatal Attraction on him, it’s going to be wild. No wonder she freaks the Secret Service out.

You make an excellent point! They're made for each other.

She also reminds me of Nancy Reagan after Ronald's stroke.

Screams "obsessed fan whose free will has been voluntarily given up because cult of personality".

I saw someone call her the final boss for "I can fix her."

wonder what the shrine in her closet looks like?