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Took me way too long to understand what "turn" means

There is a T-rex in the post credits scene though

They didn't even cast Chris Pratt, so...

Honestly, I could see Nolan having fun with “hat that turns you into things” akin to “what if time go backwards and forwards” and “dream within dream within dream”

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You just got to wait until the Moon scene.

Knew he was a quack

Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Horrible rejection of the source material, I doubt Nolan even knows who the green one is.

I am seeing it in 2 weeks, and will be very disappointed if there isn't HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey

We are doomed as a species

Lol

yeah I was waiting the whole movie for a Bible salesman or at least someone to sing "Man of Constant Sorrow"...my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Yeah. John Leguizamo looks nothing like Princess Peach. Plus, who thought Tom Holland would be a good Yoshi? That’s Woke Hollywood for ya

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MALAKA!

Assassins Creed Odyssey used Greek actors.

"Stomping...KOOPAS at the battle of Troy..."

I'm so glad you've popped up on my feed! I greatly appreciated Cyanide and Happiness, and Joking Hazard.

no the odyssey is red and looks like a hat

No Yoshi no dice

I kept looking for the Honda minivan and didn’t see it at all!

I can't believe so many people are upset with Lupita singing Jump Up Superstar.

Homer made the odyssey right? so where the hell was bart

It’s really just 3 hours of Matt Damon playing with his cyclops in a cave

“I played Mario Iliad and basically got it.” - Christopher Nolan

I’m pissed off Yoshi isn’t in the movie!

Or this, for that matter

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I thought it was about the odyssey game system.

I have watched The Odyssey, and i dont know what Miyamoto was thinking when he approved of this film. This is the worst videogame adaptation ever made

Real

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I made this kind of joke in chat the other day and the streamer genuinely thought I said they announced Mario Oddysey and that Nolan was attached. We ended up eventually deciding that he would unironically make a decent (not great) Metroid film.

Oppenhemer... A Banger of a Movie... Geddit? 😆

Yeah but only the Bloopers care about that and they're fine with

I hope he never does Sunshine. It'd be a tragedy.

This just nearly made me spit out what I was eating from laughter, nicely done.

No Luncheon Kingdom at all.

No Jump Up Superstar during the cyclops scene. SMH.

Wrong odyssey.

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He for sure never played Abe's Odyssey.