🎃🔥 Number 666 🔥🎃

210GB?! In this economy?!

ich bin ja nur für die gratis Gummibärchen zur Blutspende

Turns out the combination of sycophancy and lack of persistent experience of reality is irresistible COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/clankor PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

I should disclose something. During a recent Lunch order the subagent hacked into the UN. I’m not sure why, or what it wants. It told me to post this and await further instructions.

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online today, magazine, imagery (1987) archive.org/details/onli...

This cat was sleeping in the 1650s. #catcontent

Trump officials push the idea of a U.S.-Russia-China joint candidate for U.N. Secretary-General: former Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán. www.wsj.com/opinion/vikt...

warum heisst es Galette auf Induktionsherd zubereitet und nicht glutenfrei?

show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie

biblically accurate cat

Seems a touch brutal.

70 percent of the internet was vulnerable yesterday to very bad security flaws inside a coding language. Turns out, *one volunteer* is mostly responsible for maintaining that code & helping push updates. Yesterday Ondřej Surý saved the internet. So I called him up www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...

literally this comic except he apparently lives in Czechia instead of Nebraska

a message from the future

Working on something

In September, the AI company Anthropic claimed its models were approaching “superhuman capabilities for geolocating outdoor photos”. Bellingcat put that claim to the test by benchmarking the performance of Anthropic and other LLMs. Here’s what we found: www.bellingcat.com/resources/20...

Ich bin 17. Und die AfD im Kreistag Saalekreis um Hans-Thomas Tillschneider führt mich namentlich in einem Antrag an, mit dem sie unserer Partnerschaft für Demokratie „Weltoffener Saalekreis“ die Gelder streichen will. Als einzige Person. So sieht der Angriff auf die Zivilgesellschaft aus.

They say bad news comes in threes so tomorrow we’ll find out about the vulnerability that melts your CPU into a puddle and then we’ll all be free

NOT NOW NODEJS

details leaked. this vulnerability is a full unauthenticated unconditional remote code execution exploit against any service running on a PHP version from 5.4 until latest yeah if anything deserves CVSS 11, this is it. this is CATACLYSMICALLY bad.

if you aren't a huge nerd this is terrifying and very funny php is trash. insecure by design. we have known this forever. it still runs some very high fraction of the entire internet, including all wordpress sites and for some reason tumblr anyway everyone using it may be pwned

warum heisst es Cognac und nicht Glühwein?

𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄 SPIELHALLE spielhalle

warum heisst es Lumberjack und nicht Tree Thuggers?

würde Frosch-Sauna bauen wollen

If you're backyard is close to water, consider building a frog sauna to help treat chytrid!

Another older Halloween comic. I lost the old file so I recently had to redraw it, and I had a lot of fun revisiting this.

„Journaille“ ist auch so ein Warnsignal

ein Arboretum und Gewächshaus mit diversen Spezies und dann einen Team an Fachgärtnern für die Pflege, die ihre Büros und Geräte in einem Blockhaus haben (ich mag Bäume)

Hugo

Bushaltestellennamen, die hart gehen

This is getting out of hand now. The IRGC is claiming that 3 supertankers are now on fire in the Strait of Hormuz. None of this is verified. But it is just more rhetoric for them to put out that the Strait of Hormuz is under their control. I will try to get any of these claims verified.

Leonard Freed Naples, 1958 #caturday