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Stowaway 🐝

It's the Chuck Yeager of wasps, setting new wasp records for speed, altitude, and duration of flight.

Wasp, "I found my seat, settled in, when another wasp asked me to move so they could sit with their family. That sort of thing gets my stinger all wound up!"

He bought his ticket using his frequent flyer miles.

But he did make a great Bloody Mary. 😂

Aww, it's going on vacation

Just so long as they don’t start singing or trying to convert people

Just remember: you're more scared of it than it is of you! Wait, that doesn't sound right...

Nuke the plane from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Wasp:

No doubt looking to break the 'wasp flying speed' record by a significant factor. If the plane is greeted by a Guiness Records rep, my theory will be proven.

Are we *sure* it's actually Protestant?

Cue for "Fly on a Plane".

It has got places to be and decided to work smarter, not harder.

I have had it with these motherfucking wasps on this motherfucking plane! Weird sequel. Good luck.

Ages ago on a flight from JFK to St Thomas there was a fly on the plane that all I could think about when we landed and they opened front and back doors (stairs only) and it had to all…. WTF is this? 🤣

Fastest wasp in the world

She's gonna be so pissed if she gets off and can't find her way home.

As long as it doesn’t take its shoes off

Set the plane on fire

Oh Jesus, I have a bad phobia of wasps and will immediately leave any room with one in as fast as possible so this would be... Not ideal.

🎶I'm a wasp on a plane I am buzzin' all around🎶

I'll take everything back on what I wrote about bad coffee being the worst hardship when traveling nowadays. bsky.app/profile/mfus...

question is: does the flying wasp make the plane heavier?

C.F. Christine Lavin's song "Fly On a Plane."

for no reason at all, agatha christie’s “death in the clouds” comes to mind

Using your own wings is for suckers.

Better than snakes I guess

He's heading to a conference in Boise.

Wasps deserve holidays too, John.

demanding sandwiches with mayonnaise and white bread?

I think this is a justified use of the emergency exit.

Going to report the stowaway?

The bumblebee's understudy. 🎻🐝

That wasp is literally going places.

I’ve read that book. If they try to blame the murder on the guy with the blowpipe stop them!

No that’s actually

Wonder how he got through TSA security with a stinger.

Not so much fun for the wasp either, I'd think. It's being carried far from its nest.

😱

When I travel by bus, I carry my backpack, and in my backpack I carry a small plastic container and square of cardboard specifically for catching sting-y things trapped in the bus with us. Because none of us wants that, including the sting-y thing, and I can help.

And possibly several WASPs, depending on where you're flying to/from.

That's Stabby The Explorer, he's on an adventure

They’re everywhere. They control everything. They seem intolerant and scary. But actually…ohhhh you mean an actual wasp. Never mind.

If God had intended for wasps to fly...

youtu.be/o_w6SYNlV5I

You beat me to it.

A modest proposal:

New nightmare unlocked

(🤭)

Poor thing is going to be really damned confused when she finally leaves the cabin

No way—I'm going to have to keep an eye on it the whole flight. 😂

I'm the weird one offering apple juice in the bottle cap.

Very few people get to see a wasp fly at 580 mph.

It’ll get sleepy once aloft 🤣 It probably can’t handle 8,000’ of pressure altitude, so it’ll get sluggish enough for you to smash it.

He just wants to see his daughter.

If your plane crashes we’ll know why.

Sorry but needs must...

Awwww…just give her a hug.