Helios Mithras

Just wanna get out in front of this thing, but I fully and unequivocally denounce The Demiurge

Called it bsky.app/profile/heli...

I'm sorry, the 6 day fuckin what-now?!

Wasn't it a giant crocodile in a lake? Or am I thinking of something else?

Trans folks deserve so much fuckin better

You're a poser if you haven't seen Sticks play live

There are people, even some trans people, who think that we can give up sports to appease bigots. That if we give up on sports, this all goes away. That is a lie. I have reported on this for years, and EVERY state that passed a sports ban as a moderate compromise has gone on to pass worse.

I'm putting together a questing team to hunt down his phylactery. No weirdos.

More like "Horrid Man"

If I get to Heaven and one of the first things that happens is a slave holder starts some shit with me, I'm getting put in Heaven Time Out because I'm gonna start swinging on the guy.

I want a car with a short skirt and a loooong jacket.

Mapquest rackin up goodwill

Our favorite sci-fi-wife-guy stays on the right side of every issue 🍻

Nominative Determinism isn't real, it can't hurt you. Nominative Determinism:

I feel so very fortunate that I have a functioning human brain and I will never take it for granite ever again ❤️

This makes me feel so angry, I'm dizzy. There is not enough suffering in the world to be imposed on these people.

Idk what this means, but it sounds important 🤷

Now is the time to care about everyone, not “once we win” The time to care about everyone is always always always now

New CAPTCHA dropped. "Identify the specific artistic element that made you contemplate your complicated relationship with your birth mother"

The idea that we are obliged to save the online fascists and nazis from themselves is not one I subscribe to, I've been online for 30+ years now and the number of right-wing chuds who have ever engaged in "dialogue" for any reason except to waste other people's time can be counted on a single hand.

But the master said I could borrow his tools as long as I promised not to dismantle his house 😰

I see we're having a debate about whether it's okay to go back to "X," the site owned by a trillionaire fascist who is currently bankrolling the GOP's midterm, throttled Ukraine's war effort, and still winkingly allows vast amounts of CSAM on his service Answer: No, what the fuck is wrong with you

I'M GONNA FROW UP 😓

For those who are still degoogling, just know that Mapquest is rapidly updating features and fixing things. It's not perfect yet, but it's definitely worth the little bit of extra hassle to avoid Google for now.

Who's the brick shithouse standing next to Al-Sayed?

Trans rights are non-negotiable.

Do you guys think this media whirlwind of 'AI is going rogue' and 'AI is conscious' BS is just setting up the narrative for a technological monkey wrench being shoved into this election cycle?

God damn, this calculator is alive, and it’s HORNY!

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

This is funnier than y'all are actin'

Every fucking time

I don't know what a Glop Shitter is and, at this point, I'm too afraid to ask

I think all the Gavin 2028 Ghoulies™ owe us an apology

This, plus a cure for tinnitus, could fix me. Like, actually fix me 😫

Ha, fuckin got us 😂

Call it what it is: being in the right place at the right time with a silver spoon shoved up your ass. Gates and Musk aren't luminaries. Hell, they weren't even terribly good coders. They just happened to be there at the beginning of a tech boom with means to invest.

Vote for Helios Mithras and I will see your enemies driven before you, hear the lamentations of their women, and salt the earth behind me. See, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social? It's not that f'in hard to win votes.

People keep posting pictures of the Dell lady, which I think is really mean. I shouldn’t have to look at that.

week. Now they're saying AI will provide 3 day work weeks and more money for us all. Bullshit. The companies that own it will hoard all the wealth for the owners. This is Lucy and the football. Not falling for it again. Fuck the benevolent billionaires. If they wanted to be good, they'd have been so