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" He will rise up against the prince of princes and be broken, but not by human hand".

Speak, hands, for me!

Robespierre on King Louie XVI being found guilty "Yes, the death penalty is an unjustifiable crime, except in cases protecting the safety of society. With regret, I pronounce this fatal truth. The King must die so that France may live." After the king's death the crowd chanted "Viva la Republique!"

Speak, hands for me!

[Bear gets tf outa there]

#newbandname

would also accept [Exit, pursued by a bear.] at this point

Lady Macbeth stabbed Duncan last summer. The only candidate to defeat Trump in an election.

Spoilers! How am I going to get through S47 of the USA now?

Guess I won't finish watching these Planet of the Apes movies then. Thanks.

😂 Et tu Brute!?

🤣🤣🤣

Never gets old.

Apropos of nothing; Tiberius is smothered with a pillow by Macro at the behest of the heir apparent, Caligula.

Where is Brutus when you need him?

Too late.

Brute: Yep

Where tf are we supposed to find an honorable man amongst his cronies, tho?

Will someone please turn the fucking page already...

<spoiler alert>

A three-word stage direction that I've seen take up to four minutes.

Cave ides martius

They sure do.

The day isn't over yet.

In the US, it's now [[REDACTED] stab Caesar.]

i'm so old i still hear brother dave ("aint that weird?") gardner's schtick in my head when i was 10: Marc: "Et tu, Brutay" Brutus: "Naw, man, i aint et nothin'"

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Et tu, Big Balls?

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Don’t threaten me with a good time.

After the "Night of the Long Knives". Its opposition will be made to pay for laughing at it. 🤷‍♂️ 😕😦😧

😹😹😹😹😹

It was the anchovies in the salad that put them over the edge

Run pence. If only

Spoilers

et tu Luigi

Yaaaaaaaaaaay!

The Joker, having been vanquished by Batman: “Et tu Bruce?”.

If only, Bill. If only.

At some point, if their constituents unite against the traitor’s horrible unAmerican actions, maybe both parties in the Senate will unite and...

Et tu, Brute?

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Be ware the Trumps of March!

. . . but the croutons keep crumbling.

They say History doesn't repeat, but often rhymes. Golfing on the Ides of March

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Right? I was disappointed. A fine Temu product should strive for historical accuracy.

Her best friend? 👀

With that many wounds we can expect some to be overlapping. It’s possible there were 14 holes.

The pencils are mightier than the sword.

That’s not how I remember it

The ancient Romans had some great ideas

not again

“Truly sir, and pleasure will be paid, one time or another."

The groundlings cheer until they’re hoarse.

Caesar: *dies*

Speak, hands, for me!

👍😂

Spoiler warning where??

What next, some great nephew of his shows up where it’s revealed that he’s first in line for his inheritance?

Casca gets first dibs

Friends, Romans, 🌽trymen, lend me your ears!

SPOILERS 😱

Damn 4chan told me Tony died. Learned my lesson

Any salad is a Caesar salad if you stab it 23 times.

O that a man might know The end of this day's business ere it come!

Oh! Spoiler alert, please?!?

Well Caligula only made a horse a senator. Trump has made worse picks.

I volunteer to be Brutus