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Should democrats win, god I hope he's right

Hmmm… like Jim Jordan or Comer?

Of course this is a cliche, but I’ll say it anyway: Don’t threaten me with a good time

And you.

Yep, there's a lot of people there. Congress will be busy but the work comes first!!

LFG!!

O yeah baby. Talk dirty to me some more!

Sounds great 👍

Sounds like exactly what they’re doing (the Republicans)

So, the crooks are whining/crying about investigations into their crimes. Gee, I wonder if we should #Vote for more crooks? (/s)

I wish!

LFG

Hmm. Sounds like something Al Capone would say

Appears LIttle Mikey Lawn Service IS an available trade name. If Mikey is looking for a partner, Rudy Giuliani has his experience from the Four Seasons Total Landscaping service. Between the two, be sure they CAN figure out how a lawn mower works. Well, maybe. But can they grift a gov't contract?

Don't forget about your office, Mikey. We'll investigate the fuck out that, too.

As they should.

So Johnson is scared of house members doing their job? Worthless lackey.

Nirvana

What heaven forbids is purportedly YOUR thing, Mikey, not ours.

Absolutely they will

What are you afraid of, Mikey?

Let the nightmare begin

Nightmare for Republicans, but justice for Democrats.

Threatening us with a good time…again

God I wish! Unfortunately democrats are rarely as cool at the republicans try to make them out to be.

He seems genuinely scared.

Has #Johnson become a dumbocrat?

They might even investigate you.

Wouldnt that be terrible

Johnson just filmed the new Democratic campaign ad.

He looks miserable -- good

The lawyer gmhas a problem with lawfare?

And some of the grandkids are also adults!

Including you Mikey. Cause, you so deserve it.

Pretty sure thats exactly what people are voting for…

That's the plan, Mikey.

Yes please

Wow oversight. Somebody help me. I feel faint

Oh my sweet summer Keebler elf... You already hit oil. You can stop drilling.

Jinx!

Not a nightmare, but a dream; a chance to right the ship of Democracy you Republicans were so hell bent on destroying!

Heaven forbid 🙄

We can only hope his worst nightmare becomes reality.

That’s what you do when you find blatant corruption

Don't threaten me with a good time!

They have to because you refused to do your job. Whine on your own time. You wouldn’t be in this mess if you’d only read the Constitution.

"If the president*, his family, and his cabinet didn't do anything wrong, they've got nothing to worry about" -- said every trump supporter ever abt everyone else......

At least they would be investigating people who actually have had suspicious dealings as opposed to ones that have called out that behavior.

As the Body was intended to do. Imagine that.

Oh yeah!

Oh, the horror, Mikey--that a Democratic run Congress would actually return the rule of law to our Federal government and rein in a corrupt, lawless Prsident

Sounds good to me 🧐

And you, Mike.

That’s what We The People demand they do. It’s what you shouldhave done. Mikey, except you’re part of the corruption.

Bingo

Yes please!!

Mike Johnson urging the president to make Heaven the 51st state.

Pretty sure heaven wouldn't forbid this scenario at all.

I mean, I wish

Johnson keeps promising us a good time

AND YOU, MAGA GRINDR MIKE!!!

Damn straight!!

And that’s a bad thing?

So?

If only they'd take a deep breath and stop committing crimes.

Yes, a nightmare scenario for Trump, MAGA, and the GOP. This is a good thing. Play fascist games, win fascist prizes.

The alternative being the Dems pushing through legislation that gets vetoed? The investigative function is the only thing they can accomplish if the executive refuses to negotiate on anything (which would clearly be the case).

Speaker Johnson - “They’d spend every day investigating the president, the first family, the Cabinet, and donors to the party.” The POTUS, his family, top administration officials, the Middle East envoy and his sons, and tech billionaires should fear accountability for their crimes and corruption.

Speaker Johnson

🤣 Exactly!

I can't wait to slow these bastards down until we can toss their fascist leader in 2028.

Something about "Don't change horses midstream" comes to mind.

It’s a nightmare when you do nothing while your colleagues act unethically, and maybe illegally, and then someone wants to investigate them.

Boo hoo

And it's way past time that happened. Investigations,charges, indictments, arrests & trials during Biden's tenure in office as president.

If you all weren’t criming for the last 21 months, you wouldn’t be worried.

He's telling us where to look for the Epstein class.

Sooooo

Why’s he better at campaigning for Dems than most Dems running for office? 😂 DONT TEMPT US WITH A GOOD TIME MIKE.

Well, we learned from the worst.

Ah, so he can read the room.

MJ the weasel speaking on behalf of Vote Blue campaign. They’re so shameless, insinuating Dem control Congress nothing but investigations (a lot of them to do) when what has repug controlled congress accomplished past 2 years, huge wealthy tax breaks?!

Mike has copied Pete's "distinguished" silver highlights at the hairline. A poor substitute for actual gravitas.

Well, when the president, the first family, the Cabinet, donors to the party are as corrupt as the day is long, what else are you going to do?

God wants them to investigate the criming. He told me so, Mike

god i fucking wish

They could do that (investigate) every day and still get more shit done than the current Congress.

"it would super suck if we were able to be held accountable for being fucking nazi christofascist wastes of the minerals that comprise us."

You too big Mike

So similar to what Republicans did with the Biden investigations?

What makes Mike say this? The only reason to investigate is if there is a real crime, right!? Why would Mike think otherwise!?

Exactly

We can certainly hope so.

sounds good, when do we start

AS THEY SHOULD!!!!

He’s more optimistic than I am, but I hope he is right!

Well, sure!

Tell us more, Mike.

Literally what congress is supposed to do.

You mean oversight?

Amen!🙏

He finally told the truth!! 👏

FUCK OFF MIKEY.

...AND THE PROBLEM IS?

i had a wet dream about this

*spending

Inject it into my veins.

Yes, due cause is a horrible thing...

The concept of “Congressional oversight” of the current executive branch is not what Mike signed up for.

Whoa now, you mean actually doing their fucking jobs? A novel concept for the most corrupt administration in this nations history

Sounds like a party 🥳

Haven't him and the Maggots been engaged in useless showboat "investigations" for sometime?? Guess he must have spent too much time looking into the mirror

Sounds like the current regime.

All you have to do, if you have nothing to hide, is comply. 🤷🏻‍♂️

This man is horrified of being taken down as an accessory and facing accountability.

So they would do their jobs and we are supposed to be mad about that? He’s so pathetic.

My message to Mike would be “Buckle up buttercup” and preserve your texts, emails, documents and get an attorney.

Damn straight!!!!!!