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IDK about that. I eat a lot of fresh produce….and protein…I’m really missing my freshies

There's lettuce on burgers too. Well, at least on decent ones.

Thought I heard something about a big Bacon recall recently?

The Orange Pedophile put up a stink and a new tariff to keep materials and goods made with slave or forced labor out of the US ecosystem. He never complained about American forced labour.

😔

This may be the other rift between MAGA and thinking adults. I love salad. I don’t think it’s an “elite” food like avocado toast. Stupid is as stupid eats.

I miss my salads

So much!!

Oh, hurray! Now we have to worry about egg cartons, too - bsky.app/profile/forb...

Not sure we hate salad as much as being used to some contamination every year. Romaine lettuce is notoriously responsible for frequent outbreaks. But God knows, burgers or pizza get affected, there will be Hell to pay.

lol Except me. I ALWAYS get extra lettuce and salads. Anyone here ever eat at Just Salad? Or have salad pizza? Yum 😋

MAGAS are using the toxin to lose some pounds 🙄

As someone from a pizza shop once told me - without realising how ridiculous it sounded, “there couldn’t have been chest hair on the pizza because it would have burned off”.

Screw worms say hi!

Listeria took out Boar's Head and Blue Bell before. . .

Chef Salad FTW

God you're funny

Wait… There is lettuce on burgers…

That's how bad it is!

Bc our food is no longer being properly inspected not very much of anything we eat can be assured to be safe. W/out batch testing there really is no way to know. Our idiot leadership thinks if you don't know it doesn't exist & you don't have to do anything. All the while people are dying, children!

Because I live in the desert & the sun burns every dang thing, my garden is inside. So, I can grow year round, if you have a space, consider it?

And, now, this - WTF? bsky.app/profile/forb...

Which why I'm happy I have a chest freezer & a stocked pantry. Along with tomatoes, basil, peppers, rosemary & spinach growing.

You mean iceberg? Only if we know where it was grown. I'm growing butter lettuce.

Burgers and pizza already kill you. Just slow so don’t notice.

Almost every person I know loves salads. The only ones who don’t are crotchety old men who just want their beer, meat and potatoes, and a good-sized helping of pie and ice cream for dessert. The Clogged Arteries Diet.

If ice cream and french fries join the party, expect all hell to break loose

👍🏼😂👍🏼

Fair.

Both burgers and pizza are cooked/baked so the offending organism is destroyed. 🙄

Jalapeños w/ Salmonella recall. Ugh!

It hit jalapeños

and KFC.

Based on the average American’s diet explosive diarrhea is not anything out of the ordinary for them

Read that bacon is now on the unsafe list, that's certain to freak out many Americans. 😳😱😳

Better yet worms. I feel another pandemic in the wind and it will start here

No, screw worms can't survive being cooked, but Mad Cow is a prion disease that is always fatal and it can survive cooking.

Salad is my essential food. I don’t need meat and I can go without meats but veggies? Veggies are main source of my meals. I hate this timeline.

trump won't be satisfied until we are all wearing Depends. There's a variety of vegetables and fruits you can substitute while waiting for the all clear on lettuce. I am eating broccoli sprouts, kiwi fruit, pomegranates and blue berries to get my antioxidants

😂

I planted a lettuce garden. I need salad!!

Guess God doesn't like lettuce on burgers.

Right? MAGA thinks salad is gay. Hey maybe it was a psy op on the libs? 🤡

There may be a nuclear launch if Taco Bell is identified as the source

Unfortunate but true😪

If it gets into the weed, I'm swimming to Jamaica.

More likely to be botulinus from food cans.

This is out there. Since they cut the staff this missed reinspection. www.snopes.com/fact-check/m...

Well, the beef has worms But RFK jr has been living happily oblivious to his brain worms

I care now. I love salad.

Or chicken nuggets

With cheap "clean" beef it's sometimes the opposite. Unless you take enough laxatives it won't let go.

It’s jalapeños now

This timeline we’re living in where lettuce is toxic to humans is fuckin crazy work. People won’t care unless it affects their wallets or their precious AI.

Always have said that Americans will not do anything as long as they have their cheap beer, trash tv, and fast food.

thats already been happening tho 😛

Earth is burning

If you're discovering fecal matter in your pepperoni somebody really doesn't like you.

I wonder why pink slime doesn’t cause worse health problems. Is it the amônia that kills everything that was in the cows bowels ?

Or crackers. :P

If I don't get a salad soon, you are going to hell

It already got Taco Bell.

Papa John's pizzas are already explosive diarrhea. You're better off throwing the pizza away and just eating the box it arrived in. I've never encountered anything that made me both puke and shite like that particular franchise's 'pizza.' I'm pretty sure it's whatever vile sauce they put on it.

I love lettuce…not iceberg as that’s basically water in a sleeve and lacks any flavor. Note: fresh lettuce can be grown in a tub of dirt on your window sill.

I care. I love fresh crunchy veggies and I’ve never craved them more than I have the last 6 weeks 😭😭😭

And pop tarts.

Chipotle has salmonella in it's jalapenos.

And don't even come near the french fries.

You elect trump, you get explosive diarrhea. Seems about right !

The only reason I’m not freaking out is I have a rather large garden- thank you. I really like at least one salad a day and the grandkids don’t think it’s a complete meal if there’s no salad or no rice. I can more easily skip the main course without them noticing.

Amen😁.

Why do they eat that shit every day? I mean pizza and burgers.

We have to wait for the Wagyu beef to be contaminated with worms for anyone to finally care. A case of E coli at a chain steakhouse should be enough to scare them too.

I already had it, and it SUCKED. the part that really sucked was my primary care provider refusing to do the test because it might upset dear leader! 🤦‍♀️

Soon.

Pizza? PIZZA?? That's my breakfast you're talking about!

Lettuce is ON THE BURGER THO, GOD

Nothing gets people's attention faster than when their favorite comfort food is involved. 🍕🍔😂

won't be long now

This is why I'll be buying it from my local farmers markets instead. eggs, Lettuce, parsley, cilantro and now the jalapeños have salmonella. WTG secretary of agriculture!!

Valid point.

Doughnuts. The second it hits doughnuts, the revolution will begin. You can do what you want, but you can't mess with an American's fried dough.

Dear @thegodshow.com have you been near me after I eat pizza?

Explosive diarrhea is the perfect analog to the United States under Trump. 🤮💩💦🫟

Americans want lettuce that is safe to eat along with fruits and veggies.

Fun fact: lettuce is used for more than "salads." And there's more to a salad than "lettuce." And if you think explosive diarrhea is something new to Americans, you've never orderd from Taco Hell or a roach coach at 1:45 AM at the end of a pub crawl.

Don’t they eat salad with Pizza & burgers??

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

RED! - The tainted pizza sauce! BLACK! - The vision I have lost! RED! - The color of the bowl! BLACK! - The color of 'well done'!

The lettuce was in taco's. Salmonella outbreak caused by imported jalapeño peppers has sickened hundreds. Local Farmers Markets sound safer every day.

does the shit actually have to hit them or

Having many Chipotle experiences, I don’t know how they differentiate the explosive diarrhea from the regular diarrhea that Chipotle ignites 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ eat dinner at chipotle and have the sweats and cramping guT SQUIRTS…it always hits between 1-5 AM overloading on Bing cherries has a similar outcome 😬🤷‍♂️

I went to Sam’s club yesterday. Their lettuce is from Taylor farms. I gasped so loud and said, ‘this is the explosive diarrhea lettuce place!” People in the fridge area quickly put theirs back. Sams club Melbourne fl sells Taylor farms…they can keep it.

Actually I care because vegetables and salad are an important part of my diet I'm not happy about this I got sick a few years ago and had explosive diarrhea and was put in the hospital It was not a good experience

I don’t think so. They’ll just spend months calling it “fake news” while people go bye byez

True!

I like salad, Big Guy.

Well with any luck President Shit Biscuit would eat one of those.

Admit it,you chuckled at the explosive diarrhea a wee bit.

Aren’t there screwworms in the beef now? Which would affect dairy for the pizza cheese, as well as beef for the burger.

I see salad like John Pinette did: "....salad is not real food, but rather a free introductory item and a sign that better things are coming. It is a "promissory note that food will soon arrive"

I care. I miss my veggies.

My diet is mostly plant based. I'm HUNGRY. Fresh produce is important to my health. Veg, fruit, are key - now I'm afraid to eat the very things my body needs. RFK Jr has struck again. He is a lunatic.

Wait until they lose their healthcare and then get it 😳

Conservatives are poisoning our food and giving our water to datacenters.

The upside to having diarrhea is you get a flat belly. 

The tick bite that makes you quit bbq was an ironic twist for red meat Texans..

I like lettuce on my burger. Unfortunately, because of Trump, Musk and RFK Jr, Americans can no longer have nice things

Already happening right now!!!

I'm American, freak out over lettuce and love salad. I think it's probably only Republican MAGA Scum who don't freak out and they don't care for salad.

It’s the meat industry contaminating agriculture. 🦠 If not, sabotage. 😉

I'm already at the point where it's unsafe to eat anything. It's gonna be one heck of a diet.

We love salad. That’s why everyone is catching the shits.

True, dat... lots of us like Jalapeño peppers on our pizza. They go so well with the pineapple wedges and Italian sausage..

If watching football causes it, they’ll burn the country down.

Blame not humans that salad tastes not like chocolate oh god!

No one can afford burgers or pizza.

French fries will kill us all