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But they’re getting hormone replacement therapy.

Wonder how much the guys he served with plotted against him. He seems like that 'guy'.

I’m very much looking forward to the moment he’s held accountable for his actions.

He's like Barney Fife without being cute or funny. "C'mon everybody! Let's be tough guys together!"

Tim Walz was right to say that these are weirdos.

He left out "no women" He's a disgrace and embarrassment. As the mother of a retired Army Major, I feel sorry for anyone who is part of the military right now. I imagine that the numbers of people not re-upping or retiring have gone up. There's no way I would want to serve under this idiot.

Just castrated males

Hegseth. POS and dumb as fuck.

He didn’t exclude clowns, for which he is imminently qualified for.

He has no idea what a “warrior” is…it’s all performative fluffifying. Real warriors likely want to pop that Fox zit.

Kegseth is soooooo gay!

I wonder how long he practiced that little ditty in front of his dressing room mirror.

So no one but white MAGA males. Got it. Good luck with that.

Pete Kegsbreath needs to shut the hell up.

Beardo?

Did he practice this speech in front of his makeup mirror?

And NO BEARDOS

Remember Pete’s wife is also a beard. Which means she’s out. Only hot strapping men w massive morning erections for him! He’ll be sure to check! Then log it into the app for Mike Johnson’s pleasure

HEGSETH REQUIRES BEEFCAKES AROUND HIM AT ALL TIMES. GIVE THEM GENDER AFFIRMING CARE SO THEY CAN BE EVEN MANLIER TO HOLD HIM. BEEEEEEEFCAKE! He doesn’t want trans because he hates women. He needs hot muscly sweaty big dick men to pin him down only. Poste haste! Only a true warrior can take his holes

I saw the people who stormed the Capitol, not one warrior among them. Just MAGA

Why are those associated with Trump such psychotic dirtbags?

He also clearly skips leg day.

Goddamnit! I’m rad. Some might say radical. It’s me, I’m some people.

Definitely gay vibes

Indeed, "managing" the armed forces like the comments section beneath a protein-powder ad seems an unconventional doctrine.

Could the "no beardos" be sent to all those MAGA "Operators" and "Waltperators"?

What I'm hearing him say is "Proud boys and KKK only"

Whiskey Pete will go to prison.

PETE LIKES HIS MEN CLEAN-SHAVEN.

Fucking pathetic.

And drunkards.

No Fox bros.....catshit weak and they always send someone else to die in their places.

And to lead the warriors…a drunk tv host and Mr Bone Spurs himself

Just warriors? Then what is he still doing here?

He’s such an asshole, no matter which angle you look at him from. He’s despicable.

Also regarding those bench presses? They aren’t real if you’re doing them super fast. The object is to hold them and curl slowly, not fully extending to max out weight resistance. He’s faking.

We are no longer weak said that guy that used fake weights.

“Fake News” accusations from a former host on Fox News, a network that paid a $787 million dollar settlement of a $1.6 billion dollar lawsuit. What did I expect though from this hypocritical chucklefuck berating “trannies” while obsessing about testosterone therapy & plastering his face and hair on

He’s a pickled wimp so when is he going ?

No Vikings, Goths, Vandals, Celts, Franks, Mongols, Turks, Slavs, etc...all bearded warriors.

I cannot even understand how this flaccid piece of shit thinks he's such a prime specimen. I will admit, I've been in fights where I've had my ass handed to me. But this loser? On a bad day, I could hand him his... sweet! 😏 Oh, and I'm almost 17 years older than he is. He's fucking pathetic.

Have you, God, ever see Hegseth's legs? Those are some skinny calves.

How many drinks do you think he knocked back before he made that speech? 

The billionaires wanted to destroy America so they could rule from behind the scenes. Getting this incompetent and clueless rabble into power is what they wanted. They wanted things to get so bad it would be impossible to recover from the damage.

Well, he certainly falls into several of those categories.

Karma's a bitch and she's coming after Hegseth.

Every workout I've seen of Hegseth remind me of well... out of shape, not very fit me. He's the very definition of weakling.

I’d settle for no bigots

Cut to the picture of all the "Operators" , who the #GOP is so into, like really into, like bro do you like dudes into, with beards.

No more alcoholics and weirdos. VOTE.

Has there ever been a person that looked so weak while pretending they're so tough?

He doesn't have the right stuff and he is terrible at it. His kind of rhetoric is the result of "you talking to me" mirror practices, so he can look tough. He won't be doing anything like that in the federal penitentiary. Resign, you piece of shit.

Whew…this too shall pass 😡

You fucking suck Hegsbreath. You fucking ruined my military.

JMFC, JM&J and WTAF. For Christ’s sake what an incompetent, morally reprehensible poser.

Wonder what he has to say about this.. 😄

Thats a speech you give just before you ask men to break the law for you!

Yea, get that underhand pull-up, bro….

Just how in the actual fuck is a vehicle going to move without a transmission, because I don't know if that drunk dipshit knows this, but that's what trannie or tranny means to me.

This coming from a radical weirdo wimp. In a too small suit who quotes incorrect scripture. 😆🤦🏻‍♀️

He really hates beards. lol probably can’t grow one.

How about no idiots?

No brains either?

Did he fall in a tub of Trumps makeup! He is pretty orange….oompah loompa boinked a Cheeto kind of orange.

He's all mouth and zero game.

First of all, he needs to reverse his fucking hands.

...I'm an out of shape 50+ little old lady. You know your form is bad when my form is better. Seriously wtf is he even doing here

I thought this was a Mr Bean skit.

OMG that made me laugh out loud !

No rhythm.

He's better than I was. My drill was shit. I'm uncoordinated and during rehab in a pool was trying to catch a beach ball and through it through a hoop in the water. Sometimes I made it. It wasn't my my injuries, motor skills are crap.My position in any team at school was, Left right out.

My favorite Low T Lethality moment. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🃏

💯🎯💯🔥🖕🤡

Hegseth is younger but as demented as his 80 yr old boss. Both are global terrorists.

Maybe he’s mad he can’t grow a real beard because he doesn’t have enough testosterone? That would make sense.

No beards! And,And! How about no hair allowed anywhere below your neck either! Yeah! Brazilians and Manzilians* for everyone! *(Manzilian-the male equivalent of a Brazilian WAX removes the hair from the pubic mound, penis shaft, scrotum, perineum and the anal strip) Oh OUCH!🥴 Note:Pornstache=OK

No couch or flag molesters as well?

His mental derangement is severe.

Pete's testosterone is....

But pedos, felons, proud boys, liars, cheaters, adulterers, racists, sexist, narcissistic people are encouraged to apply.

Interesting that Kegsbreath didn’t add “no drunks” to his list. 🤔

So, let me get this straight. The president (fat), vice-president (beard), all of the cabinet(weird), the Speaker of the House and most sitting Senators and congressmen(weak) would not be allowed in this moron’s NEW warrior military.

Trump?

No weirdos, says the biggest weirdo in the department of defense.

Do they dig beastiality like the fbi?

Just the homoerotic department. Get a rug, Hegseth!

He also said “no fannies” first thing. Freudian slip as he tries to remove all women as well. 😒

Just drunks

To be fair a beard won't be the biggest problem with a civil war vet 😆

Small dick energy from the leader... What a useless piece of excrement.

"Warriors"? WTF. Seriously, how in TF do I take that word seriously?

As he struggles to bench what, 150 lbs? 🤣

Just like orange Caligula, more concerned with aesthetics than performance.

Little no-tab bitch lecturing bearded Navy SEALS about "warrior ethos" is frankly galling. #no-tab_bitch

Foreign entities are lining up to take us out. Hedgehogs’ front line is going to be a bloodbath!!! And with no intelligence remaining were f@cked

Homosedwut?

Is he planning on dating them because he sounds a lot like a typical narcissist on Grindr or any other app

How much time did he spend in hair and makeup before going out to give this speech about manliness?

Says a radical weirdo who likely ain’t no warrior. Can’t speak to him being a wimp. That’s too vague a term.

I'm glad he's not my dad

Pure fascism.

US special forces - elite soldiers

😳

The United States is truly the laughing stock of the world now.

This Guy is a disgrace

😵‍💫

Does he realize the military soldiers often wear beards to better blend in & do their Specific Duties? So he is calling Special Forces or Seal Teams (B)Weirdos & wimps? He is truly not qualified to lead a military band #RespectOurMilitary But do not accept the Republicans in charge who Suck Biggely

Kegsbreath insists on doing each and every "testosterone test" manually, until his each and every orifice is just gushing with Warfighter Bro-gurt.

Hire a drunk, racist fuck boy get drunk, racist fuck boy behavior.

And morning erections, super important for military readiness.

In all fairness, it's not like he's ever going to march into battle or do anything besides play armchair general.

Did he fight in any wars where special forces wore beards to blend in? Or, is he just jealous because little wimp can't grow a beard? I'd love to see my military family member, a former o-lineman, take his ass down. He'll never get back up!

He is a weirdo and a radical. Is he saying he's quiting?