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I always knew he had my back to stick the knife in!

“I swear it’s not you, it’s me”

Brutal sub messaging.

Fuck around and find out

Too soon?

It does have to be done legally. "You looked at me funny; you're fired"

That's no joke....

It's what the previous CEO would have wanted...

But hey! It's the immigrants who steal our jerbs

Giving out raffle tickets for an AR15 wasn’t a great Christmas Gift - CEO’s now

No insurance is free.

Pretty sure 70% of Americans already want this

Also, spelling is my second language. Hehe

Thank u. Was caught up in the moment.

Great day to post this Onion! I am inspired!

Tommy valenti blocked me 😬

Always topical

This is in poor taste considering what happened today and I love it.

And taking full responsibilities for those layoffs

Missing an "is" in there. Can I be an Onion editor?

Too soon?

Are you talking about meowwolf?

i.imgur.com/xO4UdFd.jpeg

CEO and their power.

i think theres a guy for this out there

It appears that CEO #2 has been acquired 😉

Too funny!! Live “The Onion”!!

Just in time for the holidays!

He is making the hard decisions.

He better hurry up if he wants them out of work before Christmas.

The timing of this feels off…

Impeccable timing

United Healthcare had no comment.

Hope he don’t get UHC’d

Ouch

brutal 🤣

We’re counting on it

He’s needs to resign if he’s still paying them.

Go to Layoffs: Donald Trump Cheers Elon Musk Over Firing Workers: 'You're the Greatest!' Why do American voters love criminals?

Now do the health insurance industry. Yes, now.

I thought this was supposed to be satire

If he really was doing everything in his power he'd hire people, get their hopes up, and lay them off without severance between their first and second day. That's what my company did. We went from 40 layoffs to 82000. Made me feel all warm and tingly inside.

Especially appropo after what happened to United Health Care's main Tyrant.

www.startribune.com/cargill-layo...

Damn. You guys go hard.

4 real

Is this article about #CanadaPost?

nice timing

He needs to find time for that stock buyback

speaking as a shareholder, I applaud this chap 👏