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Fuckin cheapskate

"Local."

OMG! That took a bike turn!

I’ll say.

Of course! Did you not read everything those socks could do?

If a $35 pair of socks can't bag you a robust afternoon, then seriously, WTF is the point?

Yyyyyup i didn’t read the whole thing first either…

“From America’s Finest News Source.” Take that, MSNBC!

Seven five dollar socks will probably last less. 😁

a cyclist friend everyone has one

I hope their height complies with current UCI rules, and I hope he got them tested in the wind tunnel to verify their effectiveness as part of the whole system.

Equestrian socks but same!! I'm thinking well, I spend a lot of money on so-oh my that took a turn

Haha, hiking socks are only like $20.

I forgot I was reading the Onion

😳😳😳

"Haha, what a wacky article about sock- Oh my."

In Joe Cocker voice: But you can leave your socks on..

I- Am I- Am I jealous of the reporter from America's Finest News Source??

Do i share this in the family chat with my adult daughters and hobby cyclist husband hmm....

I hope THIS is satire ^

reported

jeuss CHRIST 👁👄👁

Hahaha #Lycra ! And don't you dare suggest it's not a good thing!

Tagging this Monessen is maybe the most unhinged part of the article.

unbelievable ending holy christ

That twist is fantastic.

I think I found the socks from the article. sugoi.com/products/u94... They are on sale right now, so if anyone want to get them and seduce some reporters, tell us how it goes.

Is this Sam Altman?

Well, that was inform…

wow what a silly and goofy article about overpriced soc- OH MY GOD

As a cyclist I really want to know where Ethan got such a sweet deal on his socks

I want to get interviewed now

trying to imagine the editor going over the first draft of this one

"Keep the socks on..."

Oh. Huh.

"No, keep the socks on."

Well, that escalated or diverged rather abruptly

Oh myyy

I got to the part about a reporter having brains and then realized it was satire. Either that or it was written by a reporter.

Obligatory gif!

Oh what an informative article in so many ways

I declare!

That's a lot of information on soc-

almost started reading this to my dad

Yassss 😭

I know that guy

That was an amazing journey this article took me on

You guys just combined my two favorite things - expensive hobby gear and gay sex. What a combo. Thank you.

I CAN’T RIDE AROUND IN THESE $18 PIECES OF CRAP! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Did they listen to King Crimson?

That was the hottest sock review ever

Only $35, in this economy?

Monessen, PA? Random

📌

I was reading through the article and thought I'll read this amusing story to my wife. Thankfully I kept reading. She doesn't know about this article.

lmao WHAT WAS THAT 😭

10/10

The new bio-ceramic threading is applied at the nano layer to increase cooling and watts at certain yaw….Zzz

Valid

Remember, it’s not gay if you’re still wearing socks