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True; the salt-soaked and sodium-injected birds are dangerous.

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That's what Rufus did!

I can recover from rover getting the roller chicken, it's the leetle bone slivers that I sweat. $1500 in vet bills for $5 worth of squawk.

Herb, the long lost son, in an effort to claim his inheritance by killing his siblings with a boring sequence of insults, has been arrested with his wife Rosemary. Apparently, insulting a chicken does not actually make it poisonous.

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Sure, but did he save them from a loaf of sourdough, a tub of butter and a turkey? Amazing how well our hero stretched his body to the back recess of the counter when he saved us. We were so grateful we made a big payment to his favorite vet. Sigh...💞

pup so happy!

Thank goodness it wasn't Rosemary's baby chicken.

Maximus is not impressed. He once threw himself on top of a pepperoni pizza to save our family. Well, first, he pulled it off of the counter. So, in many ways, it makes him even braver. At least that is what he says.

This saved the kids from the burden of opening the dog food bag then pouring some into his bowl

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Who's a good dog????

Good boy. Have a chicken flavored Milk Bone.

Good Boy!

braver than the troops

Good boy

"At press time, Snickers had reportedly pounced on a suspicious looking Sara Lee pound cake that the family was on the very brink of enjoying for dessert."

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He stopped up when he was needed.

Also unknown, why he was making comic jibes at the chicken's expense.

Guilty as charged

@recdiffs.bsky.social An excellent variation on blaming the dog. @siracusa.social @hotdogsladies.bsky.social

Good puppy!

Praise be to dog.

In our last year of high school my dear friend arrived at school one morning in tears. Her lovely dog had just died due to eating a cooked chicken bone.

INNOCENT

Like a Bumpus hound.