Filbi (they/them)

we all know that Jetpack Jimmy went to the Moisture Fair, but I never told y'all if he came back maybe I never will

"Now wait a thecond, I thought *I* wath the terror that flapth in the night!" "No, you're the terror that *molts* in the night."

would Astarion and Elminster have sex given the chance? discuss.

I'm sorry, "Bradford Bradford"?

If only this were true; Grimace had that rib removed himself for greater flexibility in pursuit of his depravity

they must LOVE final fantasy 7

after more than a decade of globe-trotting danger as an international criminal, "Ralph" returned to his hometown for a more settled, if not more legal, mode of existence

The only reason I can think of for this news not being absolutely everywhere is that large media orgs don’t want to be seen as putting their thumbs on the scales a week before election day. And that’s cowardly as shit.

turns out ingesting a lot of caffeine doesn't make you less depressed, it just makes your depression more stressful

I am very depressed today. The stress of bills piling up due to unemployment combined with the tedium of having nothing to do day in and day out is getting to me.

"Who are you?" "I am the new Number Two."

Say what you will about Garth Marenghi, but he is one of a brotherhood of writers who wield the uniball pen.

Garth Marenghi’s Skull-Flusher 2 is OUT NOW. m.youtube.com/watch?v=X8cX...

this song fucks www.youtube.com/watch?v=17E2...

"Is it an escaped gorilla from a lab?" "Let me roll the dice to... yes." "Thought so."

smoky topaz hair

When i was a kid I had this metallic lunchbox with all the monsters from Universal films, and this one had a big impact on me since. A redesign of the classic Metaluna Mutant from "This Island Earth" (1955) for the character design challenge

Bluesky has four kinds of users

Apex Society Pinups - Clarimonde (2). #art #illustration #pulp #vampire #vampires #clarimonde #80s #80sfashion #costumedesign #dress #80sstyle #digitalart #portrait #characterdesign apexsociety.thecomicseries.com/comics/743

It's really damning. The accusations are numerous and well-supported. But I was really struck by the descriptions of Trump's behavior -- the name dropping, strong-arming, and attempts to buy off silence. His gross rivalry with Epstein. It's all so familiar. It's shit he's been doing his entire life.

Why does this Sesame Street toy look like Grover is reenacting Poe's The Cask of Amontillado

Alan Moore's sex potatoes

The best part is... you can eat them.

broke: Idiocracy was a documentary woke: Sorry to Bother You was a documentary bespoke: Eraserhead was a documentary

That last one is understandable. "Hey guys. Went to the moon with your older sister and your on-off girlfriend... and absolutely nothing happened. Hey, let's all drink heavily and forget."

The elections are on next Tuesday, and so much is at stake, including the soul of the Democratic Party when it comes to transgender people. I am asking you to leave a very small number of races blank in which a Democrat has embraced extreme anti-trans hate. I make my case here.

this card makes me want to wrassle an Irishman

happy birthday Larry Lieber!

This is why I say I am a descriptor not a predictor. Didn’t see this coming. And right how as a descriptor I do not have enough caffeine to process. Live at the time of my posting.

Luke Cage is a local living legend Logan lectures young listeners learning lessons Matt Murdock was unmasked in the media Machine Man memorized most of Wikipedia New Warriors, Night Thrasher, Namorita, Nova Nobody notices now the Nineties are ova

hadn't noticed this in the Lost Highway credits until I saw it last week on the big screen, but. I'm still thinking about the Bug Wrangler

Toronto Toronno Torondo

oh jesus no www.instagram.com/p/De8RFy4pyov/

"You're a straight wine guy, just some rotten grapes!"

capoeira is the most seductive of self defense techniques... it is both breathtaking... and breathgiving

what is the earliest console game that lets you pick non-binary and please tell me it's not fucking austin powers for game boy color of all things

Again, this book unironically rules.

the false god

I think Sofiya Alexandra is my least favorite Behind the Bastards guest because she's always audibly drunk on the show

I was gonna say Koba is the Stalin of apes, but humans are a type of ape, so I guess Stalin is the Stalin of apes

Might be one of the best arts in the set

Happy birthday June Brigman and Jeff Parker!