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The other birds might have won, but the only bird fans anyone is thinking about are the ones in Philly. And that’s how you do it. E-A-G-L-E-S!

Why does this seem like an attack on Philly?

Well the elevator wasn’t working, so

I still need to watch it. I was busy playing Arkham horror.

citgo sign obvs

That's on the Seattle PD. They should have greased it, like they do to the light poles in Philly.

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Oh, Crap! Quick someone go check on @brittney.bsky.social.

Drunken Seahawks fans who watched "Free Solo," huh.

Security is halfway up the needle, telling the guys watching the monitors they HAD to climb up because otherwise people might trample each other.

no, but it's pretty good for our last super bowl

To be fair.... The #PNW does some crazy sh!t for their Seahawks. They don't riot and burn the city down. But I could see them doing this. 😅 #GoHawks

I can see you've never met an ex Catholic

A lot

better climb down before it shoots to the stars!

Shoulda greased it

😂 Scared the crap out of me going up the elevator.

Alex Honnold, you know what to do.

I want to see your drafts!

At least they didn't tip it over like they do after soccer matches.

The stoned ones just take the elevator.

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Hey @theneedling.com, the @theonion.com here stealing your thunder 👀🤣

@theneedling.com bsky.app/profile/theo...

can it be satire if it is something that is true

DO A FLIP!!!

Will they tip it??

Not even satire

Big if true

Not outside the realm of possibility.

Someone’s gonna have to grease the needle.

It’s rated 5.8 but I think it’s sandbagged. The crux move is 5.9+ for sure.

They forgot to grease the needles legs like Philly lampposts.

Did they look like this?

There***

This doesn’t clarify if they won or lost… bsky.app/profile/theo...

Sadly I could see it

Plus, you know, Super Bowl, so...big night.

Is that why everyone outside my apartment is screaming

GREASE THE NEEDLE

😁👍😁👍😁👍

Y'all are on fire today. I love it.

I hope they know, that needle lights on fire

That's why you grease that thing.

Cop 1: what the ….? Cop 2: Man, I thought *you* were gonna grease the Space Needle.

Came here to say this!

Why do you think we climbed in the first place

Makes me wonder what you had prepared had New England won.

they do know it is a big bug zapper right ?

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it's seattle so they tackify it instead of greasing it, have to overcome the rain

I thought this was a satire account…?

when the Onion is just reporting the news 👀

The Needling and The Onion have been getting into one another's territory lately.