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He’s in it for the glove of the game.

Perfect Picture of Health.

On behalf of healthy Americans everywhere, let's get RFK some bigger bees...lots of them.

It's an improvement for sure.

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Now that's just too funny. 🤣

Why does his face look so weird and plastic? Steroids??

I've never eaten bees, but looks like the radical left media is witch hunting bee eating, so I'm gonna start eating bees. I'll eat all the bees!!! #owningthelibs

Damn, it's good all the time - but just sometimes...

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Wow, lazy: You could at least have Photoshopped that picture a little!

I could absolutely see bee and wasp sting collecting becoming a thing in the bro-o-sphere as a manly way to toughen up your skin, build up your natural bee-munity system and naturally raise testosterone levels.

why fo people listen to him?

I am fairly certain this is real, not satire

I guess he thinks if you fry your brain enough.. Oh yes, isn't this the guy who BOASTED he snorted cocaine off a toilet seat?🚽👀 😳 🫣 Is it the Roman Empire again, country being taken over by the most volatilely insane? You'd think they were all inbred! Maybe so, socially.

Sooo, bee pollen isn't enough. 🤨 🤔🤨.. so eating more precious little bees🐝 is going to increase bee population? 🤨 Really? DUDE! How about looking in the mirror?! Oh yeah, you can't see. And HE'S in charge of the nation's HEALTH?!🤯 😑😑.. Mommy, make it go away. 😜

Oh my goodness! THAT man is insane, too. If Trump gets the 25th (which I hope, but I doubt), will the other crackpots also get dumped? Because I hope so. 🧐

Thought this was real. How sad.

The worst part is that this guy is so insane this is actually believable.

Yooorr ackshuually da poisssson da dem. Da shwelling iss a positive reaccshun.

GOPDeathCult

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Bees? Back in the old days, we had to eat wasps.

Michelin tires, not stars right?

The worm is attacking his brain again

Us commoners can only afford wasps. RFK probably has those deluxe Africanized killer honey bees

Health Secretary

This picture looks like RFK is on the toilet and he's not getting a clean pinch.

That is funny shit right there!🤣🤣🤣

I hate that we're in a timeline where this is plausible. (but thanks for the laugh!)

He really knows his stuff!

What makes me sad is, that I really believe, that he is so dumb, that this could be real.

Sounds like Catherine Hepburn, looks like Lon Chaney in costume. I'm telling you this man is a one-man reenactment of early 20th century Hollywood!

First good laugh of the day

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Yet another @theonion.com headline that I had to look at twice to confirm it’s parody.

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Oh, so *that's* why the bees are disappearing - RFK is eating them.

He looks and sounds unhealthy. His attitude to health is unhealthy too.

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Lmfao!!! Caught me off guard when the pic delay popped up after reading it.

🤣 Looks like he got a Mar-a-Lago face

But I found a study that proves what I want to be true! There were only 2 people tested and it was funded by the largest bee companies on earth, but it proves that I'm right!

Ya he’s a picture of health. What a bat shit crazy piece of shit.

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Is that meant to be funny?

Did he mean not getting stung by enough bees? Is this dude for real?! I wouldn't do anything he suggested! Look at him! My lord!!! 🙄

Eat bees? In this economy?

I go to Applebees and they don’t even serve them there.

Bon appétit

OMG dead.

A step up from normal

bzzz better things to do... 😅

Bees and Worms high in protein! low carb like pussy! according to that other dip shit in the Epstein files.

I legitimately had to do a double take before I realized this was @theonion.com

RFK coke Jr is a poster roadkill for the wackos! 🐋🐻🦨 Please put that fugly face in the archives for the crazy. 🫪😵‍💫🥴

I totally agree. Please eat more.

Taking Bobby Jr. from a little grotesque to a lot grotesque isn't a very big step, is it?

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@realbabylonbee.bsky.social watch out! 🤣

Are you sure that’s not an allergy to roadkill?

What's stinging him keep going - you're doing great... 🫩🐝✊

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Whaat??

Someone should recommend he try a bee venom enema.

I have an idea for a story for you guys The fly life cycle relating to magats. Picking people like say Loomer to be a mid stage larva and RFKjr as pupa ready to change into a fly. Give them the AntiChrist Beezlebub treatment, maggot to fly lol

What the hell planet did this moron come from? Seriously!

Ugly is as Ugly does Point in case

Okay, for a moment you had me.😅🤣😂

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He looks worse than usual! Yikes.

WTF? Is he drinking his own urine now? In the movie Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, the character Patches O'Houlihan humorously states, "Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste."

Gaaah!

RFK looks like he has a case of the old alcoholic's bloat. Or maybe his bee eating resulted in the bees stinging tf out of him. What ever it is, it's not a good look.

I have noticed my pollen intake has been low. 🤷‍♂️

Real men eat pollen directly off a bee.

Someone left the fruit cake out in the rain It took so long to half bake it I don't know if he can make it We may never have that recipe for disaster again. 🎹🎸 Apologies to MacArthur Park & the memory of Richard Harris. On the 'B' side 'Didn't we' the line 'This time we almost made the pieces fit'

Handling venomous snakes is next on his list. Start with small ones to get used to the venom and work you way up to as large as you can survive. Knowing when to stop is critical. He has a panel studying this now.

I tphink tthis is true about several in trump's gang of thieves. Especially trump himself.

Excellent prosthetic makeup, redolent of Dustin Hoffman’s in LITTLE BIG MAN.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one that recognizes these posts as The Onion without looking at the pfp...

Fuck this got me GOOD

WTF is on his forehead??

Spot on! Even more “nutrients” & stings if he adds in wasps!

This seems real accurate...😆

Yeah, git swole, son.

Seriously, now, i do NOT know if it is Real Life or just another Onion's article 😒😒😒😒

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Kennedy later returned to the *lectern... 🤨

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A hive a day keeps the doctor in pay.

Did the Kennedy’s marry their cousins like royalty does…?

Thought was real. Who even knows!

Toilet seat licker

Who the hell eats Bees? It’s their honey that’s eatable Stupid!

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Fake news stick to wasps and yellow jackets

2 words: Die, mutherf*ker

Most human I’ve seen him look in years!

May I bee the first to sell you mushroom tea with a micro dose of bee venom? Replace your caffeine with a real stinger. Keeps the lips full in a way that collagen injections can’t.

Could he BEE anymore disgusting?

Hope he is dying

Everyone can take a bad photo, but OMG!!!!

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He sniffs cocaine off of toilet seats. Remind me how he ended up head of HHS?!

Sounding like someone who ripped a bong filled with Cholula: “The Terra cotta hymoid in the stinger is known to have antioxidants that benefit the adrenal glandular mandible which as everyone knows prolongs life in North Pole penguins”

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