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I wonder if there's a name for a "male peacock," hmm, like, idk, peahen? lol

Poor male peacock is like, “HHEELLOOO! I’m right HHEERREE.”

Hey Ladieees!

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I think it's just that people treat it the same way we use "men" and "women". When people say "man kind" they really mean all humans. Is it sexist? Yeah. Should we change it? I think so. But you know.

How do you know how it identifies just by looking at it?

Same!

Maybe they will have turtlepeacocks?

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yes!!!

Gen. Lloyd Austin vs. Drinky Pete Hegseth. 😁

It's not the size of the feather, it's how you use it.

Oh my gosh! 😍

😊❤️

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Poor peacock must be furious. He's got all that beauty on full display and all those peahens are flocking to the dull little fellow that stole a single cast off! He's not even strutting, just meandering, 🤣🤣

This is not a turtle but a tortoise & they are so awesome.👍 I have some & love them so much! This one is like yeah,not so many fancy feathers but I'm still gettin' all the ladies attention!🥰

Less is more...

To be fair, the turtle had all our attention too.

This is a metaphor for so much that ails this time we’re suffering through. The peacock on full display, unable to comprehend why the hens aren’t paying him his due. 🤣🤣🤣

It’s like the meme with the squiggly goober and the hot lady

WTF? He doesn’t look like one of us?!? 🧐

Given that it wasn't the turtle's choice to have a feather strapped to its shell, I think I would rephrase the caption with a passive predicate.

She's thinking "wtf?"

Turtle got mad game.

I mean yes but also all tortoise are, in a biological taxonomy sense at least, a type of turtle so its ok to call them that. Is not inaccurate its just imprecise!

Oh bollix www.britannica.com/story/whats-...

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Peahen.

Turtle has some moves.

So, what's the message to the male peacock? Substance...not show?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣thank you

I adore the peahens focused on the less-gaudy peacock. They’re going for substance over flash.

I'm one of you people.

Peahen! And that peacock is trying sooooooo hard… 😂😂

"What a cute little guy! Not a braggadocios show off like some I know..."

True story: I lived near a wild animal rescue campus, and was outside when I heard one call. My friend looks at me like "WTF?!?", but I had seen so many Tarzan reruns as a kid that I knew it was a peacock. He didn't believe me. 😄🤷‍♂️ Different time and a different friend: sitting on porch and hear a

It's in Spelling Bee, and I almost always miss it.

That turtle has only one thing on its mind. And it's carnal. 😂

Just goes to show that the prettiest isn't always the luckiest.

I hope this video isn't AI.

Women look beyond the outer shimmering plumage and see the being underneath the shell. 😁

I love the male in the background... NO!! LOOK AT MEEEEE!

Its all about personality!

Because it's not the number of feathers you have, but how much suave you have! 😁

I've seen this before and it still makes me laugh.

Love it

tboy swag

ever see a gust of wind knock a peacock on his fluffy brown butt? that's funny too

So Adorable and just the beauty of peacocks is so amazing!

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“You’re a little spare there, son. Go back home.”

So, beauty is only skin or feather deep 😂

Interesting

Someone has way too much time on their hands.

Seems there's more than one lady interested in that turtle!

My first thought

Peacock blocked

Impossible standards of male beauty...

The peahens are trying to figure out what that is and the peacock is saying "Hey! Over here!"

Lol! I'm sure he did. I suspect the peahen was more like WTF???!!!

But is she saying "hubba, hubba baby" or "what the hell is that thing? Weird looking peacock",

That one feather tickles their fancy!!🦚 😊

Disco 🪩 turkey 🦃 Luv it

Male peacock be like. “But ladies, I’ve got lots more feathers!! Look!”

Because he wanted to get ALL the ladies.

The fancy showy one doesn't always get the girl. 😆

The Pointer Sisters have joined the chat youtu.be/dbk29JZdl5A?...

I love the sound off Peafowl

🤣🤣🤣 right!

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Tortoise not turtle....

Classic case of his smoke too tough. His swag too different

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA Slow and fabulous wins the race

"...the hell?! Huh. He's so... weird! I like that in a guy..."

It’s not the size boys, it’s how you use it!

Two peahens, looks like!

Peahen.

Hey, Frank, take a note. Sometimes, less is more.

I agree. I find a single flower stands out even more than an entire garden.

Looksmaxers take note. Being interesting is much more attractive.

And rattled the male! 😁

⬇️ Tá na mão, aperta aqui pra baixar!

Absolutely brilliant idea tho. Turtle will talk abt these fancy 'layties' for 'ears!

I can just hear what they're thinking: "he's so original, deep, sensitive!" Women..

Actually three, maybe four hens! 🤣🤣🤣

Well that would be an interesting hybrid!

That’s adorable

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True swag doesn't need the extra decoration.

Tortoise; its been 3x days and they still haven't noticed.

Peacock… ..’WTF, dude?….’

Ha

So whilst women will choose the bear, peahens choose the turtle.

Less is more

There is a lesson here.

Look, it's a BALD peacock!

Hubba hubba

Is this a lesson in showing off is utimately a big waste of time?

Attracted all the girls in the yard.

Reminds me of Trump!

Peahen

Slow and steady wins the race.

It’s not what you have, it’s how you use it.

"Midge, that's the sexiest tortoise I have ever seen!"

You're not fooling anyone pal.

The male peacock in the background...